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Lots of murdering but I have one of the queens’ full endorsement after her sister tried to stage a coup.

Rebellion against an unsustainable government

Touching paintings.

going over double the highway speed limit with a fully loader semi-truck

jumbling up a normal deck of cards with a tarot deck and slowly sorting it out myself while counting

(Balatro)

Killing Void Creatures by invoking the power of thunderstorms.

Thinking about it, probably either an illegal rave party or an illegal epilepsy test

(storm totem shaman in Last Epoch)

Animal fighting for money

Cheating at poker I guess?

Buying zyme from a dealer, then murdering that dealer for not giving me information on the NSF

Preventing the destruction of the planet by smashing robots

Uhh... Modded Minecraft... Idk lol

Yeeting a fusion reactor into a space dumpster (Hardspace Ship breaker)

World of Tanks, seems legal enough honestly. Maybe destruction of property as I like to knock over trees for fun?

... what crime are you getting arrested for?

all of them

Killing 300,000 Batarins with an asteroid

Building without a permit.

The last game I played was Persona 3, so.... attempted suicide?

Looking for a bunch of cats with a help of a time machine

vandalism i think? (splatoon 3)

Trafficking rare animals, and of course cockfighting.

Killing the australian wildlife to please my villagers and digging up the whole place for shiny discs and amber. (Dinkum)

Absolutely sucking at sauerbraten insta ctf

Illegal Gambling

Taking justice into my own hands by stealing the twisted desires of criminals

Driving semi trucks through mud pits that the game has the gaul to refer to as roads.

Catching them all.

Delivering packages, and running away from creeps trying to steal my packages.

Poaching various wildlife and crafting dangerous weapons out of thier remains. Also possibly B&E, theft, & manslaughter, depending on what sort of lawyers those bandits have.