Either saving the universe from Twitter, or doing a silly dance, depending on the hour.
this post was submitted on 26 Feb 2024
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Dying approximately 4,000 times while trying to climb a mountain to collect a single strawberry. (Worth.)
Building without a permit.
stealing a heart
Impersonating a cultist with conspiracy to commit mass murder. (Of the cultists)
It's okay though, we're adventurers!
Baldur's Gate 3
Violation of the genva convention.
Killing zombies to keep the world safe for democracy
Funny enough the characters go to jail at the end for knowing too much so uh... Fuck...
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Absolutely sucking at sauerbraten insta ctf
Looking for a bunch of cats with a help of a time machine
... what crime are you getting arrested for?
all of them
jumbling up a normal deck of cards with a tarot deck and slowly sorting it out myself while counting
(Balatro)
Spreading managed Democracy in Helldivers 2 o7 Liberty comes in 500 Kg doses.
Alright, this is probably the largest thread I've seen on lemmy since the snoopoclypse, so y'all enjoy video games eh?
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Spreading managed democracy.
Killing the australian wildlife to please my villagers and digging up the whole place for shiny discs and amber. (Dinkum)
Being distracted by a live stream while cutting people off, speeding, running red lights and ignoring police roadblocks while driving a lorry from Spain through the UK to France
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pollution, destruction of nature, illegal mining operations, destruction of property, stealing and animal abuse
Speeding (STK)
Treaspassing, genocide, possession of weapons, robbery, maybe even invasion of dreams? Not sure if the last one is a law. Oh and killing royalty as well. Also took part in an underground fighting rink, so perhaps battery.
Edit: forgot to mention first and second degree murders. Silly me
Leading an armed group of mercenaries who go pillaging across the countryside.
Genocide of an entire species through starvation because ghosts told me to, as well as US-tier urban planning. (Against the Storm)
The last game I played was Persona 3, so.... attempted suicide?
Yeeting a fusion reactor into a space dumpster (Hardspace Ship breaker)
World of Tanks, seems legal enough honestly. Maybe destruction of property as I like to knock over trees for fun?
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