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[–] FartsWithAnAccent@kbin.social 128 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I'm just gonna come out and say it: Emojis have gone too far.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 160 points 2 years ago (4 children)

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[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 56 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What's this jaundice erasure

[–] roscoe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

You're missing the bottom row of dark hands. Please fix this before I spend all day thinking about it.

It also wouldn't hurt to change the font size on "this" so the middle row doesn't bulge out.

[–] ZMonster@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

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How bout this? Sync doesn't support subscript so I'm not sure how this looks.


Opened in browser, superscript looks better, still jacked in sync tho.

[–] roscoe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

It just put ~s on either side so it bulges more. I appreciate the effort though.

Yeah, that looks good in browser. I guess jerboa doesn't support subscript either.

[–] ZMonster@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Yeah, that's what it did on sync. But it looks legit in FF.

[–] Magnetar@feddit.de 26 points 2 years ago (2 children)

White hands in the center and black hands expelled to the fringes, what are you trying to say?

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 6 points 2 years ago

Uh oh, op EXPOSED!

[–] tweeks@feddit.nl 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Or it's the order of commands, looking at how the fingers point, in which case it's the reverse of what you imply he's trying to say.

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[–] De_Narm@lemmy.world 50 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Do people actually use them like this? I'd assume its part of the joke, but then again I'm so old neither I nor my contacts use any emoji - we all "xD" and ":'D" each other like we did during the war I ought to tell you younglings about.

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'm a zoomer and I also thoroughly dislike emojis in most situations. Emoticons feel so much more personal c:

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

That's the spirit! :)

[–] lugal@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 years ago

I think it's those who didn't grow up in the internet age and came here much later. What Gretchen McCulloch calles "Pre Internet People" in her book Because Internet. Meaning they grow up before internet and were introduced to it much later. Think of boomers who get their first smartphone because their son in law is afraid they get lost in the forest or something. You get the vibes.

So I think in this case it is part of the joke, making fun of older conservatives

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I think "I'm so old" doesn't make the most sense as reasoning, considering that especially Boomers and old people are often famous for over-using emojis.

[–] De_Narm@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It depends. Not using emoji is certainly a trait most often found in old people, it's just that very old people swing in the other direction.

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I guess it depends on how you define old and very old.

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[–] poppy@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

My (very kind, sweet, wholesome) 70 year old boss at work uses a lot of emoji. Not to this extent, but more than one a text seems like a lot to me and he has used 4-5.

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I use :) and :D really much (the former extremely much, like really in every second sentence). :( also sometimes. But there are also quite some Emojis I often use, especially 😅. And being on Discord, there are also many custom emotes like :KEKW: I frequently use.

[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'll go on a limb and guess you're German?

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yes. How did you know?
My English in that comment wasn't very good, but I was really sleep deprived when I wrote it, sorry for that.

[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 years ago

Das kekw hat dich primär verraten, aber die anderen Smileys werden so gut wie nur von Deutschen benutzt. :D

[–] lugal@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago
[–] ComradePorkRoll@lemmy.world 120 points 2 years ago

All y'all👥 gotta chill🥶❄️out on this emoji hate😡😤 we 💑are 👾just💀having🗣️fun🍑🍆💦🤪

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 77 points 2 years ago

Nothing can save her from having an emoji whore mother though.

[–] perspectiveshifting@sh.itjust.works 62 points 2 years ago (4 children)

lol these comments making the lemmy user base look ooooold, and I’m not that young haha

[–] Nindelofocho@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 22 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Emoji hate is very much a millennial thing.

The childrens and the olds are wrong.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 5 points 2 years ago

Can confirm. Am millennial and I only use emojis ironically. And to acknowledge messages I don't want to actually respond to on Teams.

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[–] CptEnder@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah... tbh it's the main thing I miss on Reddit. The userbase of Lemmy seems to be older and unrelatable to me. Also tbh the meme subs were wayyyyy more dank on Reddit.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You youngins already have everywhere else on the internet!

[–] krimsonbun@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Don't you guys have that facebook thing?

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Get off my yard!

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You're saying it like it's a bad thing

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[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 38 points 2 years ago

Well that was a left turn at Albuquerque

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 34 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Even as a bit, that's just too many emoji.

Which is a shame because the joke doesn't need them to be funny

[–] glizzyguzzler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 65 points 2 years ago (5 children)

The whole joke plays into a terminally horny me-me emoji copypasta that people liked to crank out a few years ago - making it “moldy”! The point is the emojis! Here’s one for dickmas that takes it to 11:

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[–] DriftinGrifter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 years ago

I think I just came a little

[–] enitoni@beehaw.org 10 points 2 years ago

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[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

I... I think my retina detached after trying to read this.

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[–] summerof69@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The joke doesn't need your snobbery either.

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[–] Clbull@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago
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