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[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 173 points 9 months ago (5 children)
[–] Thrashy@lemmy.world 66 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I told my wife that from a genetic standpoint starfish are disembodied heads crawling across the seafloor on their mouth, and she was so squicked out that she left the room... Which was, in fairness, my intent, so, uh... mission accomplished?

[–] nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I enjoyed that SpongeBob episode

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Did you ever read The Bikini Bottom Horror comic strip?

[–] nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago

yeah that's what I was referencing 💯

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[–] AdmiralShat@programming.dev 37 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Not gonna lie, that turned me on a little

[–] tubaruco@lemm.ee 11 points 9 months ago
[–] pixelscience@lemm.ee 6 points 9 months ago

zzzzziiiiippppp

[–] clb92@feddit.dk 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Don't leave us hanging... what are they called in France??

[–] Lampadaire_raclette@jlai.lu 16 points 9 months ago (7 children)

They're called "étoiles de mer" in French

[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 9 points 9 months ago

"toilets of the sea"

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[–] Omniraptor@lemm.ee 14 points 9 months ago

this would work on me

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Seems a bit weird that every culture would call them some variant of "stars" since they don't look like actual stars. Actual stars are just dots.

[–] Pipoca@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

They particularly look like diffraction spikes/starbursts.

Astigmatism, cataracts, glaucoma or smudged glasses can cause you to see starbursts when you look at bright lights at night.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I must assume all people who name things have astigmatism.

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[–] Gork@lemm.ee 131 points 9 months ago (1 children)

He must have been dating someone else who has an even greater knowledge of coelacanths.

[–] FriendBesto@lemmy.ml 12 points 9 months ago

True. When it comes to knowledge about coelacanths, never settle.

[–] lugal@lemmy.ml 80 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Jokes aside, maybe OOP didn't cite their sources correctly. There is no bigger turnoff, especially on your first date. My mom used to say know your facts and have your sources handy. Best dating advice and honestly the only one that really matters

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.de 10 points 9 months ago

Also: always carry a Laptop with you, so you can always hold them a power point presentation.

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 62 points 9 months ago

100% this is it.

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[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 42 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

asa-explain Sea anemones are relatives of the jellyfish. They have these tiny hairs growing on them that they use to feed by stunning fish, shrimp, zooplankton, and so on.

But they can survive for years without food. They're like jellyfish in that way. There are even sea anemones that have lived longer than 70 years with the proper care.

They're found all throughout the world's oceans, and they can slowly move too. There are also fish that live inside them called anemonefish. The sea anemones protect them from predators and share their food scraps.

In tropical waters, sea anemones latch on to coral reefs or rocks.

Starfish are echinoderms and relatives of the sea urchin. There are as many as 2,000 starfish species around the world. Not all of them are star-shaped either. There's even a species with 30 arms.

When they get attacked by a predator, they'll rip off their own arm to get away while the predator eats it. Their arms can regenerate, so I guess they regrow later.

Starfish can eat almost anything in the ocean. They feed by pushing their stomach out of their mouth and directly digesting their prey. Fun fact, there's an area in Kumamoto Prefecture where they eat starfish. As you'd expect from a relative of the sea urchin, you strip the skin to eat the insides, like with sea urchins.

Even in other languages, starfish mostly have star-related names. For instance, in France they're called...

[–] Cromalin@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

I WAS COMING IN HERE TO POST THAT

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Go on. What are they called in France?

[–] nouben@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 months ago

"Star of the sea"

[–] FriendBesto@lemmy.ml 33 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (8 children)

Looking at the post at face value, and joke aside, it sounds that it was a one way conversation for 30+ minutes, non-stop.

Esoteric knowledge can be interesting. A sure-sell selling point about you to a stranger on a first meeting it ain't.

"Hi, how are you? ...Good? Great. Let me go on for 30min. on a topic you may care or not about and do so uninterrupted, and if you don't like it, I will make a quippy post online about it, okay? Like, for sure people will take my side. Win/win."

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 23 points 9 months ago

Bad take. They clearly didn't offer enough information on coelacanths. I've spent the last few hours reading about them and they are cool as hell, and I want to learn even more.

[–] xkforce@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Tbh if someone talked off the bat about their passion itd make me a lot more likely to want to date them. I want people to talk about what interests them and with most people it feels like pulling teeth trying to get them to do that.

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[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 6 points 9 months ago

I don't think this post is meant as quippy, but rather self-deprecating. She only realized afterwards that she talked a little too much...

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[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 33 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Talk living fossils to me and I'll do anything you want baby.

You tell me about cryptids and you can just take me right there on the table.

[–] ThatFembyWho@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 9 months ago

"Hey am I boring you, you've hardly said anything and your eyes are glazed?"

"Nnggh no baby... I-I'm... really close. P-please... d-don't stop"

[–] Omgarm@lemmy.world 29 points 9 months ago

He's just studying for the test.

[–] ThatFembyWho@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 9 months ago (2 children)

No lectures before the third date, everyone knows that. Huge red flag.

Did anyone else not know it's pronounced see-la-kanth? I've been saying it wrong in my head all these years omg.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

You were pronouncing it cloaca-canth weren't you?

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm revoking your koalafications

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[–] StevenSaus@midwest.social 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Neurodivergent person shares one special interest, neurotypical tells you everything you need to know about them.

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[–] DuckBilledMongoose@lemmings.world 20 points 9 months ago

The nights I stayed up trying to catch as many of those fuckers as I could in animal crossing

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

Man getting lengthy lectures from a woman, and here I am talking to myself. What is wrong with some people? Not me; I know what’s wrong with me.

[–] booty@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This would absolutely work on me

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 3 points 9 months ago

Same. I'm not much of a talker so the more the other person fills in the gaps the better.

[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Thanks to Pokémon I immediately knew what kind of fish the post was about…

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[–] smb@lemmy.ml 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

maybe he was vegetarian and would have wanted to hear more about sea"cucumber" instead of fishy things.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants, not because I love animals!

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[–] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I wonder if this is what it's like dating Lindsay Nikole.

For the record, she's one of my favorite YouTubers.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 6 points 9 months ago

She's the bees knees.

[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm down. After that I'm paying for the meal. We're definitely exchanging digits.

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

I'm not nerdy about fish. But I am nerdy about people who are nerdy.

[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Maybe I should contact her and ask her to talk at me about colecanths so I can give her feedback.

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