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[–] itappearsthat@hexbear.net 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

at least one rambling section about how steadfast support of israel makes our union stronger

[–] beef_curds@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago
[–] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 25 points 10 months ago (2 children)

his eye does that thing with the blood again

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

RED WITH BLOOD biden-harbinger

[–] beef_curds@hexbear.net 19 points 10 months ago (2 children)

They pump him so full of stimulants he has a stroke live on camera, but no one can tell because it looks like his normal behavior.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6cnKZZwqMI&t=1s

Mom... Mom... You in there? I miss you. I love you. I want to see you. Can I have ice cream now?

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

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[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

his eye pops and fills with blood again (third time's the charm)

[–] MorelaakIsBack@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

pants: crapped

snooze button: slammed

question preprepared for deploy against 'jacks': where am i?

genocide: in progress

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago

Yeah it's Joe Byron time. big-cool

[–] MaxOS@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago

The economy is great, my memory's fine, cheeto bad, ukraine can still win, cancer is being cured...
whywhywhywhywhy

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I have to share. I couldn't stop myself from thinking of it in another way. I made myself vomit in my mouth a little.

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I did too tbh

Stroke on stage is the mainstream bet the smart money is on strip completely naked and pound on the podium like the Kony 2012 guy

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

strip completely naked

I know I already had the idea of a naked Biden in my head. But it was fuzzy and inchoate. And now it's not. : (

[–] pudcollar@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

He'll say "put it there man, up high" and hold up his hand awkwardly towards all of the Republicans in general, waiting expectantly. Some nonagenarian congressman will leap to attention and shout "SIEG..." before being hurriedly shushed by his relatively lucid colleagues.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

His head suddenly detonates ala Scanners, Michael Ironside emerges as the new democratic frontrunner, Darkseid

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago
[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago

We must keep the corrupt unions from weakening our economy. That's what Putin wants!

doomer

[–] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Is that a prediction or a wish?

[–] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

i just think it'd be really funny if it happened lathe-of-heaven

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He has a continuing series of coughing fits - inshallah.

White House lifting its COVID-19 testing rule for people around Biden | PBS NewsHour

White House on Monday lifted its COVID-19 testing requirement for those who plan to be in close contact with President Joe Biden, Vice President Kamala Harris & their spouses, bringing to an end the last coronavirus prevention protocol at the White House.

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Lmao why? Why would they stop testing? Are they really that high on their own supply that they think COVID is over? I understand why they got rid of testing and mask requirements for everyone else, but I would have thought the octogenarian president of the United States would be a little more cautious.

This is just going to be a slam dunk for Trump after Biden dies from COVID. He'll have a field day having survived it when Biden couldn't

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Lmao why?

Messaging. "We're 100% back to normal, jack!"

Don't forget that Biden went to not one but two superspreader events in 2022. And Biden and his inner circle knew before the events happened that they would be superspreaders. The first was the Gridiron Dinner. The second was the White House Correspondents' Dinner. Biden risked his own elderly health to force through the message "We're back to normal!"

Even super-lib Trevor Noah made a joke about it.

Noah: Did none of you learn anything from the Gridiron Dinner? Do you read any of your own newspapers? You guys spent the last 2 years on the importance of wearing masks and avoiding large indoor gatherings then the second someone offers you a free dinner, you turn into Joe Rogan.

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Right after "...Joe Rogan" - the camera goes to Biden. He laughs and then he looks down oddly like he just suffered a stroke.

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

he'll talk about his toe problems for a few minutes and then an aide will come over and whisper to him and he'll go "OH I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE STATE OF THE BUNION"

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

I'm a simpleton. If a president does a corny joke like that for a state of the union, I'd vote for them.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Trump leads a convoy of truckers on DC to take back the WH, the March Surprise.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Tomorrow afternoon out of nowhere Trump appears in DC. He snuck in. And there's a large convoy of semis.

"Who wants to listen to rotten brain lyin' Joe Biden? Nobody. Nobody! I said 'I wanna go to Washington and be there to give Trump's State of the Union 'cause Biden's State of the Union is gonna be bad. Very bad. 'Cause Biden doesn't got it any more." He points to his temple and make's a you know I'm right and he's very dumb face. "And this trucker - big guy, very big guy - musta been 6' 7" 'cause I'm tall too - He was big! Muscles everywhere. Big! He says 'Mr. President - sir - we are with you. We're gonna drive you. We love you so much.' And they do. It's true. It's true..."

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago

How we're going to continue to support Isreal in it's time of need