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So I do like Star Trek a lot, especially TNG, DS9, and Below Decks. Voyager and TOS are fine. Space socialism is pretty good and I can't get enough of it. There are a few common tropes that irk me. tho.

  1. Baseball is cracker Amerikkkan nonsense - You telling me that all these different species and planets get together to chill, and the vibe they're gonna channel is Ohio?? Football (soccer) or some version of hockey make a lot more sense, you can pick up and start playing immediately. I can't imagine Worf wanting to learn all those pointless rules about balls and strikezones and fowls. Sisko is arguably the best captain of any series, and I really get pulled out of an episode every time he drops some awful baseball trivia. It's only slightly better than Nascar. I actually know one Scottish person who really likes baseball, and he's literally the worst person I know.

  2. The tribunal - It's so damn common. It seems like every season there's got to be a court-martial, hearing, or appeal against a Starfleet decision. I guess Law and Order is big there. It's probably a minor critique, but it does reinforce the ideology that Western courtrooms are fair.

  3. Kirk is a sex pest - This has been said to death, but leave your subordinates alone.

  4. Poker in TNG - Poker has to be the worst form of entertainment, and I genuinely like maths. I blame TNG for reigniting the poker craze of the 90s and ruining all my guy friends' personalities.

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[–] Chapo_is_Red@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

Baseball is cracker Amerikkkan nonsense

fidel-bat

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

Baseball is a dead sport the final world series in star trek was 2042, only a few weirdos know what it is let alone play it. Sisco being a fan of baseball is similar to Archer being hyped on water polo in enterprise. It's a super niche interest and the only known league in the universe is on Cestus 3 and only has six teams. I'm not sure at all why you brought up Scottish people in this. There is instance of a Scot playing baseball in the franchise. Here's another thing, baseball is the best sport cinematically. Patrick H Willems made a long video essay about it but the setup of the field and the tension and release angle works better for TV or movies than a sport where people are running around all the time.

My biggest pet peeve is Voyager.

[–] macabrett@lemmy.ml 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I feel like we never got to see how vast and expansive a space station could be. Deep Space 9 takes place on a gigantic space station, but it mostly feels like a few rooms and a LOT of identical hallways.

Babylon 5 also takes place on a space station, but it takes some time to show how transit works and it even has big outdoor similar to Mass Effect's citadel and the Captain even accesses a baseball field that has big robots that go around picking up the baseballs to return to the pitch machine.

Yes, both 90s tv shows about space stations had a captain that was into baseball several hundred years in the future.

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[–] Beaver@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

In TOS, I hate how many episodes revolve around them encountering some unimaginably advanced entity, and then basically having to trick it into freeing them.

[–] anaesidemus@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Kirk is a sex pest - This has been said to death, but leave your subordinates alone.

haven't seen ToS, I thought he just went after hot alien babes^TM^ . The prime directive is one thing but fraternization? warf-wtf

to clarify:

sex pest = bad

unprofessional sex pest = bad in two ways

[–] Beaver@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

The worst part is how he gets alien babes to fall in love with him, just so he can get what he wants to fulfill the mission.

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