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‘I Know Him,’ Kamala Harris Whispers To Mike Johnson During State Of The Union (www.theonion.com)

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[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Meanwhile, Johnson is wondering if he’s about to pull off the fart ventriloquist technique he’s been working on.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 14 points 10 months ago (2 children)

By the thumbnail, he certainly looks like he's got something going on down there. Maybe he's got one of those wifi-enabled toys that OF thots let viewers control via tips.

[–] Krackalot@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 10 months ago

It's actually a prostate alarm that triggers every time his son is jerking off.

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Holy hell

[–] cosmicrookie@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

something's fishy about this picture. The chairs or Kamala look edited somehow

[–] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago

Yeah. For some reason this particular news outlet always seems a little bit fishy. /s