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[–] FatTony@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago

An adolescent kangaroo.

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (2 children)
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[–] Bgugi@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (2 children)
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[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (3 children)

My wife was worried about raccoons around the dumpster, and I told her I classify animals into 2 threat levels. Puntable, and non-puntable. If you can punt it, you don't need to be afraid of it. Raccoons, small dogs, even geese, all fit in this category. If you can't punt it, then you need to be wary of it, so moose, mountain-lion, irukandji, best to keep your distance.

[–] Agrivar@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Bro, I'd rather try to punt a medium-size dog over a goose. You're playing with fire there!

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

A goose is a lot scarier than a medium dog, but if you punt a goose, it's done for.

[–] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Dude, I've seen geese shrug off a shotgun blast, wobble in the air, recover, and fly off.

There are many, many puntable animals that are dangerous, both because you're underestimating their toughness but also their ability to avoid being punted and attack.

I'm not saying a goose or raccoon would be able to kill you, but there's a lot of middle ground between "not dangerous" and "lethal danger".

A rat or squirrel or groundhog could easily leave a human minus a finger without breaking a sweat. Might not be able to kill a human, but that's still dangerous in my book.

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[–] The_Tired_Horizon@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Took him 3 minutes to make that decision. Only hour was hers...

[–] novibe@lemmy.ml 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

I play-fight with my cat and I can say if they were taking it seriously I would have no chances.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

The cat plays with you. Not the other way around.

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[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 3 points 8 months ago

I can take any of them! Fossil fuel burning intensifies

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