They polish you off.
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You have punny showerthoughts. I have mostly existentialist. :)
Mine are mostly trying to remember if I used shampoo or body wash yet because I just woke up and my brain is still booting
In a similar fashion, you can wonder about killing opponents in the localized Finnish version of Mortal Kombat
🩸FINNISH HIM!!🩸
DANISH HIM!!
Sub-Zero Scandinavian Winter Wins!
FLAWLESS VICTORY
POLISH HIM!
THEN MAKE HIM A SANDWICH!
SUOMALAINEN HIM
Yes.
Depends, if you crossed the finish line, they'll finish you up.
I don't want to see more war. BUT. Seeing ru try to invade Finland would be glorious, ditchmeat rolls in thinking it's ukraine 2 and NOPE ALL NATO WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM
I kinda would like to see russia get beaten too in that fashion. But also no thanks cuz I live in finland and I'm actually really afraid of that scenario
yeah it's not worth more war. but russia doesn't make rational decisions; if they fafo, you'll have nato at your back this time, it'll make the winter war look like a holiday.
I've heard of Germany, but what about Gerfew?