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Man screaming “Go Woke Go Broke!” at Nike seemingly unaware he is a penniless bigot (newsthump.com)

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After Nike released a new England kit featuring a St George’s cross in a colour other than red, Simon Williams was quick to take to social media screaming “Go Woke go broke!” without noticing that he hasn’t been rewarded financially for his life as a serial bigot.

Sources claim that Williams, variously a bit racist and misogynistic with frequent outbursts of homophobia, is often broke despite being a thousand miles from being considered ‘woke’.

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[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 1 year ago

Onion/not the Onion... Hard to tell, barely a difference.