ALL YO YENS YIP YIP YAP
shitposting
For the dankest of all memes
"These merchants once thrived as the Great Caravan, but after being accused of heretical beliefs, their entire clan was rounded up and buried alive far underground."
I gotta lay down a flat wide stinkum.
You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars
And now we just need to weave this copper belt in
6/3/94
See that heart? No shit!
"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!"
"🎶They're burning for their lives until we kill 'em again🎶"
"FUCK YOU, YOU OLD B****!" - Charlotte "Charlie" Morningstar
"Stelaaa, for fuck's sake, stop making this harder to bullshit!"
90% of my Population died over the Winter because the Bus to the Heating Plant got stuck in the Snow. But it fine because I can just buy migrants from the thrid World for cheep.
"The best diplomat I know is a fully activated phaser bank."
"Double Dumbass on you"
Were it so easy.
Buy one, heck buy two!
Engage the camera motherfucker
"WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, YOU FRIENDLES HORSE-FUCKER?!"
"WE. WILL. EAT. WEAPONS."