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[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 30 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"A specter is haunting Europe — the specter of Communism."

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago

we have the best fan fic didn't we folks

[–] hihi24522@lemm.ee 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I have a vewy good fwend in Wome named Biggus Dickus.

[–] ComradeSpahija@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] augusto@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 7 months ago

shes called incontinentia

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 14 points 7 months ago

cuno doesnt do radioactive shit.

makes his dick fall off.

[–] BigBigChugnus@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"I don't know everything, I just know what I know."

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Monogatari is 50% brilliant, 50% the worst characteristics of anime blended together.

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[–] nephs@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"Luke, I am your father." - Vader, Lord Darth

Pretty niche show, I'm sure none of you would know.

[–] MatBC@lemmygrad.ml 18 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Hmmm actchually he says "No, I'm your father" in response to Luke saying "you killed my father"

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I do dislike this nitpick, the other line is roughly to that effect. Too many smug fans

[–] MatBC@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 7 months ago

It was just too be annoying I just wanted to meme on it, it's a stupid nitpick indeed cause if you say no I'm your father is a bit unclear what you're talking about, but look I'm your father

[–] nephs@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 7 months ago

Truth is, I don't even like star wars.

I like your apparently technically correct statement, though. :D

[–] olgas_husband@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

something like "wö-man, man of wö must know their place, and go back to the fucking kitchen."

[–] deathtoreddit@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

"Wömen ... men of wö ... you don't like them ... they're insane"

CW: wee bit of misogyny in the joke

spoiler

"Their idiocy needs to scrubbed off the Earth with cleaning alcohol... wömen need to go back to the fucking kitchen"


Is that the one?

[–] olgas_husband@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 7 months ago

yes, my bröther. best game.

one thing that makes me laugh about that line, os that I've seen an actual fascist referring to woman in a similar way, "wamen", he was complaining about baldurs gate 3, because in the titular city there is " dark skinned strong wamen" so the game is posed.

clearly disco writers knew their fascists too.

[–] bunbun@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] hihi24522@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago

Brrap brrap pew pew

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[–] Aru@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 7 months ago

"It's a song about mermaid... murder"

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)
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[–] Rasm635u@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"Scotland is not a real country! You are an Englishman with a dress!"

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago

TF2 Soldier being transphobic and anti-scots

[–] riskable@programming.dev 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
[–] lurkerlady@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

so if you exile august von der haydt around 1850 after rushing grossdeustchland you can reroll him to be a communist and as soon as you unlock socialism and pull marx you can very quickly instate heydt as leader of the industrialists in order to have a dengist central europe led by marx in 1850 without any civil war.

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] lurkerlady@hexbear.net 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

shocked-pikachu

i get very sweaty about rushing socialism in vic3. prussia and france are the easiest to do it with imo

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 3 points 7 months ago

Never managed to reform to council republic before late 1880s.

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 6 points 7 months ago

Just draw the outline of a wedge of cheese and add facial features and ears and you have your very own special little guy UwU

[–] Valbrandur@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 7 months ago

WHAT

DOTH

LIFE?

[–] Rasm635u@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 7 months ago

“And now I am going to FUCK you!”

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 5 points 7 months ago

"I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me."

[–] big_spoon@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 7 months ago

duwang

present day...

[–] cordlesslamp 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

"STOP!.....I WANT TO TALK ABOUT CHEESE"

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[–] HaSch@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 7 months ago

Time, as the negative unity of being outside of itself, is just as thoroughly abstract, ideal being: being which, since it is, is not, and since it is not, is.

[–] fire86743@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

We evolve beyond the person we were a minute before. Little by little, we advance a bit further with each turn, that's how a drill works!

[–] Shrike502@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Is that Gurren Lagan?

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 3 points 7 months ago

the baby is you

[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

dunk covered peasant convention is that way

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[–] CodingCarpenter@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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[–] blakeus12@hexbear.net 3 points 7 months ago

Oh, am I mistaken? I thought I heard something about delicious pancakes.

yeah yeah i know im a loser

[–] zkrzsz@hexbear.net 3 points 7 months ago

Pullo, formation!

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Flashbang detonates "You fools!"

[–] Shrike502@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Nine planets. Orbiting a yellow star.

[–] Shrike502@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 7 months ago

No takers? Alright, let's try something obvious:

I was there. I was there the day Horus betrayed the Emperor

[–] Rasm635u@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit.

[–] 3lava3@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 7 months ago

Food processors are great

[–] Avnar@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Why walk when you can ride?

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 2 points 7 months ago

Keep walking, scum.

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