this post was submitted on 28 Mar 2024
156 points (96.4% liked)

The Onion

4761 readers
1685 users here now

The Onion

A place to share and discuss stories from The Onion, Clickhole, and other satire.

Great Satire Writing:

founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
seahorse@midwest.social
pbrisgreat@midwest.social
156
Man Not Sure What More He Must Do To Make Women He Flashes Love Him (www.theonion.com)
submitted 9 months ago by seahorse@midwest.social to c/theonion@midwest.social
5 comments fedilink hide all child comments
top 5 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago

If they don't love you when you're flashing them, they don't deserve you when you're clothed.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You have to be able to handle some rejection if you are going to find the one. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

[–] seahorse@midwest.social 9 points 9 months ago

I'm sure that's what his pick up artist guru coach tells him all the time. This is the new sigma male dating strategy.

[–] Bunnylux@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Maybe add a nice sound effect, like a spring noise or a kazoo?

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago

Has he tried somewhere more rural? This move worked for Boebert's ex-husband, at least initially.