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[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 39 points 5 months ago

Of course there's an xkcd for this

The worst part is when sidewalk cracks are out-of-sync with your natural stride.

https://xkcd.com/245

[–] Ioughttamow@kbin.run 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Nothing more terrible than when a natural stride length and the distances between cracks don’t quite line up. Sorry mom

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 6 points 5 months ago

The worst part is when sidewalk cracks are out-of-sync with your natural stride.

-- xkcd
-- also laughttamow
I guess great minds do think alike

[–] 5oap10116@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm not diagnosed as anything but...whenever I walk on side walks or any 'slab of concrete' tupe walkway, I imagine diagonal lines from corner to corner like An X for each slab. I can't step on the X part. I can step on the outline of the slab. That's fine. Just not the diagonals. There's no consequence for getting it wrong But it's a minor compulsion.

[–] PineRune@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

And here I was thinking I was the only one that is bothered by the bisecting angles. Except I can't step on the outlines unless it lands between my heel and toes where my feet wouldn't touch them.

[–] 5oap10116@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Yeah I try my best to either step in the triangles created by the imaginary diagonals or directly on the line between slabs with the arch of my foot

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 10 points 5 months ago

wouldnt want to step on lava

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 8 points 5 months ago

This is me with stairs. When going up or down stairs, I always have to get off them on my left foot. Can't make the final step with my right foot at all. That's bad.

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago

I hate that I do this. Any oddities need to be evened out in a general sense, as well, across both feet or it feels wrong.

[–] bitwolf@lemmy.one 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If not colors its vertical and horizontal :)

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

The feet must go on the foot aligned bricks.

[–] ganksy@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Red to Red is for cross traffic only

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

I think it depends whether your bishop is Catholic or Protestant

[–] Gabu@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

My mind to your mind