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[–] Bizarroland@kbin.social 109 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I don't care if you're on or off the Taylor Swift hate train, but this is freaking funny.

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 55 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

I guess someone had to have the Hate Plane since Snoop has the Soul Plane.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 41 points 7 months ago (3 children)

How does she back out from there? Or does she take another private jet back to bed?

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 29 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Mansion? That's a jet. The jet she takes to the jet crashed into the jet. She takes the jet to get to that jet so she can go to the jet that goes to her mansion.

Which is a jet.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago

does she take another private jet back

The answer to that is always yes, regardless of any other context.

[–] deathbysnusnu@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Helicopter.

[–] SrTobi@feddit.de 35 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Even though I understand the facts that Taylor swift tries to do better and is by no means the worst offender, I'm not sorry for finding it funny. I have a strict policy not to be sorry for people who own more than 1million $

[–] zik@lemmy.world 31 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

In my country that means you wouldn't respect (for instance) ordinary people who've paid off a house. 1 million isn't as much money as it used to be.

[–] frostwhitewolf@lemmy.world 22 points 7 months ago

Aren't you lucky that you dont have a house so big that you have to use your private jet to get to the kitchen! These peasants will never understand

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 18 points 7 months ago

Never gets old

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago (3 children)

What is the story behind this image??

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 73 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This is a photograph taken by the "paparazzi" inside of Tailor swift house in the middle of the night when she had thirst and went to get a drink of water. It is relevant because it shows quite intimately that she is regular person just like the rest. She get up to drink water, maybe pee, maybe pee without washing hands because it so late, and then go back to bed. Just like me or you. Except she does not just walk like you or I probably do. Of course not. She takes a plane.

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

Well, ask a silly question I guess. Thanks 🤣

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 25 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

No no no: the IMAGE!
Where in the world did a private jet crash into a fancy restroom?

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Aha!

Based on a quick reverse image search, believe it was just made for the meme. Probably AI generated. Note the steps kinda phasing into the fuselage.

[–] Sunrosa@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The fuselage looks way too small

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 months ago

Like they always say

Not the size of the fuselage

It’s how you use the thrust vector

[–] uienia@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

As usual these days, the boring explanation is that someone just typed a prompt for an AI.

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 12 points 7 months ago

I doubt its authenticity... b/c I do not see her wearing jeans, while eating beans!? :-P

[–] Rubanski@lemm.ee 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's obviously AI but it's really well made. None of that "AI glow"

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Is there a way to check? It does look like AI since why wouldn't anything be damaged on the plane. But is there some sort of way to tell? A reverse image search?

[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 7 months ago

"In the middle of the night, in my airplane, you should see the things we do."