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You People Made Me Give Up My Peanut Farm Before I Got To Be President (www.theonion.com)

submitted 8 months ago by Five@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 40 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Supreme Court Justice Abe Fortas stepped down from the court after it was discovered he had a financial connection with a business that had a case before the court. He didn't need to step down, he did it because he didn't want people to think the Supreme Court was corrupt. American politics has really changed.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago

Democrats always be doing the right thing and making room for Republicans. This guy left knowing he would give a Republican a supreme court justice pick.