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submitted 7 months ago by seahorse@midwest.social to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Neondragon25@lemm.ee 21 points 7 months ago

Yoo, this happened to me last week and was one of the better parts of the day.

[–] jaspersgroove@lemm.ee 11 points 7 months ago

Not today, old friend

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

Finally, a reason

[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 10 points 7 months ago

Gotta stay alive long enough to eat the food. Can’t let it go to waste.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 7 points 7 months ago

Not even fake news anymore

[–] floridaman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 7 months ago

m.. me

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I have never gotten an extra McNugget but have never been shorted one either.

How the fuck does that work?

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

McDonald's workers can count. Also they are executed by management if they mess up an order.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Who manages the management?

[–] sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 3 points 7 months ago

Some clown at head office.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

I would say it's management all the way down, but the sad reality is that McDonald's managers actually take their job seriously.

[–] m4xie@slrpnk.net 2 points 7 months ago

I could really do with an egg roll.. It's been a very tough couple of months.