[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago

If you hit the pilot, yes.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Wooden heat shields on spaceships.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

He said he wants you to clear something from the rotors.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

No he's just gone to the store for cigarettes.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Check out Aim To Head Official lol

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Edit her unit learning guide so that the due dates on all her stuff are a week earlier than they actually are.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

The fire destroyed 800,000 packets of instant ramen, the value of damages approaching $18.73

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

Humans ceasing to emit carbon dioxide is inevitable. I reckon this will happen some time before the average global temperature reaches 100 degrees C.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

DCA into bats, got it. 📈

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 22 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Thanks, Margot Robbie. You are a pillor of Lemmy society!

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Molly molly mole molly mole

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Evolution just needs to kick the rest of the animals into high gear and do some defcon 1 shit, like making seaguls venomous and thirsty for human blood, or inventing funnel-webbed Taipans that can fly and open doors. New airborne bacteria that feeds exclusively on the human optic nerve, and daffodil pollen that causes category 5 cytokine storms.

Level the fucking playing field.

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It's okay, I can make this joke because some of my best friends are welders

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Im not sure why, but Jerboa suddenly went a bit blue on me this morning.

Is it an update, or something I did? For context, its always had this reddish/purple tint to it:

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