AlpineSteakHouse

joined 2 years ago
[–] AlpineSteakHouse@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Hey, I gotta tell you something. Dogs don't actually like being pet. Every single time you pet a dog they secretly hated and just didn't want to tell you. Everyone else already got the hint already but you just seem to keep petting dogs so they've asked me to break the news to you. Yeah, sorry.

Also, every single time a cat has crawled in your lap and purred they only did so out of obligation.

[–] AlpineSteakHouse@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Astrology is just a socially acceptable way to ask when your birthday is.

[–] AlpineSteakHouse@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago

But wetness is the presence of moisture

Is there not moisture in the water? Ergo, water is wet.

Even under your definition, water is recursively wet.

[–] AlpineSteakHouse@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago

Economy sucks and everything is expensive so offering a $5 meal appeals to people who don't want to spend $20 for McDonalds.

[–] AlpineSteakHouse@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago (6 children)

I know this is selfish but I'm feeling kinda depressed with the mass adoption of Ozempic. I lost a lot of weight through diet and exercise the past 2 years. Then, they come out with a relatively harmless and easy solution to my problem the second I get to where I wanted to be. I don't even get to have a nice story of willpower because everyone who knows me thinks I just got on Ozempic. Rather than improving myself, I spent 2 years and tons of willpower to be part of a new normal.

It's like a weaver spending years building a hand-powered textile shop and then the fucking industrial revolution happens.

[–] AlpineSteakHouse@hexbear.net 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It used to be a bag of chips was a 3-4 bucks and it was a weeks worth of snacks. Now it significantly cuts into my food budget to get anything like that.

At some point, I just asked if I'd rather have a bag of chips or like 3-4 extra ingredients to season my regular meals.

[–] AlpineSteakHouse@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Homemade chips rock. Get some powdered salt and vinegar flavoring and they're god tier.

I just wish they weren't still unhealthy.

[–] AlpineSteakHouse@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

The trailer is written like some off-beat PG-13 family comedy.

They should be going to the Grand Canyon with their new stepmom not fucking treasure hunting.

[–] AlpineSteakHouse@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

That's because you're drinking a bunch of tannins on an empty stomach. Operator Error, either eat something or git gud at drinking tea.

[–] AlpineSteakHouse@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)

We already did this discourse, women do the exact same thing just with different traits.

If the Disney's Beast didn't have broad shoulders, large hands, and big forearms than his popularity among women would drop significantly. These traits are the male equivalent of "pretty face and big boobs." You could slap them on to anything and at least someone find them attractive.

[–] AlpineSteakHouse@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Does anyone know how to crack and mod minecraft?

The account I migrated my mojang account to got fucking deleted by Microsoft for inaction and now I don't own minecraft apparently.

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