Assian_Candor

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[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 8 points 20 hours ago

That's what's so illogical about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 3 points 20 hours ago

Yeah I'm a Republican

In the Robespierre sense

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 5 points 20 hours ago

Freedom from what?

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 11 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

That artwork lol

"Nah I'm good"

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 2 points 23 hours ago

Popular 1990s TV show, rescue nine eleven

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 38 points 1 day ago

NYC joins belt and road

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

US believes capitalism is good

Honestly though good, hopefully the next we hear about the Iranian nuke program it'll be because of a successful test

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Abolition of the fairness doctrine in '87 and the subsequent broadcasting of the videodrome signal over the air, sent into overdrive by social media

Everyone now has the Brian O'Blivion disease

Obviously the world was cruel and awful in the 90s but this is what accelerated the collapse of the imperial core in my view.

 

i-cant

 

Two weeks folks

 

A remarkable coincidence

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by Assian_Candor@hexbear.net to c/askchapo@hexbear.net
 

Bottom text

I am in amerikkka

High mileage but good car, should go under 5k. Dealers are wilding with their low-ball offers

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Buh-bye (www.thedailybeast.com)
 

a-little-trolling Elon folks he's no good. This business with the dogs, and the cheese hat, it was very bad, very offensive. Some people say I like Elon, I never liked Elon, he begs like a dog for attention. Disgraceful!

 

I was flame weeding next to a garden bed adjacent to my house and accidentally caught some dried thyme that was growing all around the perimeter. Easily a 20 foot ring. It went from 0 to 60 in seconds. Like if you've ever lit a dry Christmas tree it was like that. I ran and got the hose which was luckily only 30 feet away, but not hooked up, so I had to hook it up and turn it on which when you are flooded with stress hormones is really fucking hard.

I and was able to put it out but it was really fucking scary. My hands are still shaking 10 mins later from the adrenaline.

I am proud of myself for staying calm and focused and doing what had to be done in the moment but uh... Holy shit comrades

 

For Mr Musk's sake I hope his neighbor mentioned in the article here has good opsec and isn't able to be found via something like a simple Google search and the name in the town from the article!

 

The takes are hot, lets talk about them!

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Hear me out, (hexbear.net)
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by Assian_Candor@hexbear.net to c/slop@hexbear.net
 

https://www.technologyreview.com/2025/03/25/1113611/ethically-sourced-spare-human-bodies-could-revolutionize-medicine/

Recent advances in biotechnology now provide a pathway to producing living human bodies without the neural components that allow us to think, be aware, or feel pain. Many will find this possibility disturbing, but if researchers and policymakers can find a way to pull these technologies together, we may one day be able to create “spare” bodies, both human and nonhuman.

🤓

 

Slop trough is shallow, retvrn to yogthos

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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by Assian_Candor@hexbear.net to c/sports@hexbear.net
 

baseball-crank

I'm likely going to be relocating soon to a major city with sports teams and am thinking about taking my son to his first baseball game this spring. He has shown interest so I think he will like it. He's also on the spectrum with ADHD and for some folks like that baseball really hits a certain way lol, hoping it might do that for him. If it does we might even get a half season or something

I was a casual enjoyer many many years ago but haven't followed mlb or any sport really in the past decade or so. Like I know who ohtahni is and that's about it.

Whats the current state of the league? What are the big story lines? Who is on the way up and who is on the way down, what are the teams to watch and the names to know?

 

A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down I guess

https://archive.is/L7ctC

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