[-] BioWarfarePosadist@hexbear.net 42 points 1 month ago

hemllo sistemr! wemlcome to heamven. plemnty of snamck and no weimrd hamnds. vemry wow much peamceful! cheems

[-] BioWarfarePosadist@hexbear.net 51 points 1 month ago

Soon they'll get rid of likes all together because "People don't like edgy comments, which makes it appear like people hate edgy comments, so to encourage edgy comments we are removing usernames, likes, and retweets."

Basically just a chan board with a better DM system.

[-] BioWarfarePosadist@hexbear.net 43 points 1 month ago

Unfortunately for this awesome bait, the problem is that the Capitalist boot licker is okay with the person who doesn't work getting all the money. Why? Because that person put like, $1000 into the company back in 1976! They risked losing that $1000, but their bet paid off and now they get to take all the profits forever. they don't care that the money is going to that person's kid instead of the actual investor, either.

Why? Because every capitalist bootlicker wants to believe that they, too, could win such a longshot bet.

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Kozak was referring to budget cuts that city council members proposed in April, which would cut Denver's public safety budget by $8.4 million — about 1.9% of the police force's funds.

Oh no a small crumb of the budget is gone! With only 434 MILLION dollars instead of 442 million dollars what nefarious crimes will go unsolved by Denver County?

He said in a post on social media the cuts restricted the ability of cops to enforce traffic laws such as expired plates and safety equipment violations.

Well let's see how Denver clapped back at this slight!

Denver Police also took issue with the Laramie County sheriff's message.

Hell yeah!

"A primary advantage for working for Denver Police versus the Laramie County Sheriff's Office is that the top pay for the officer rank is $24,575 more annually than the top pay for a LCSO deputy sheriff, and the pay gap increases at higher ranks," Denver Police said in a statement. "And being a much larger department, Denver Police officers have significantly greater opportunities to promote."

gangster-spongebob

I fucking hate it here, and still simultaneously believe Colorado is the best fucking state. The reason so many Feds are out here is the next time a Miners war breaks out in the Rockies, will be an insurgency that will never be broken, as nuking Colorado means nuking Americas water.

[-] BioWarfarePosadist@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago

This is basically the Microsoft Strategy™.

They buy out smaller tech companies, squeeze them dry and then close them down.

This is like what the 15th game studio they've done this to since Rareware in the mid 2000s?

[-] BioWarfarePosadist@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago
  1. Get some Fart spray or like liquid fart, or skunk smell.
  2. Figure out a way to spill it on one or more of them while making it seem like an accident.
  3. Smell is really bad and lingers on them all day making what they say seem even more irrelevant (normie Libs don't like smelly people yelling outside, reminds them of the homeless too much)
  4. Someone will inform security about the smelly, yelling, and possibly homeless guy. Security will waste time on preacher creating less scrutiny on festival goers. Chance preacher gets thrown out for being smelly and yelling.

Alternatively get the fart spray and just keep spraying it upwind of the preacher without any aersol directly hitting them. Making the area stinky and making it so people are less inclined to approach them. This will help starve them of the attention they want.

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It's fucking ridiculous how the party of states rights also includes a states right to support counties in enforcing their will on everyone not in their state.

Goddamn Texans always ruining Colorado and telling us it's the Californians fault.

angry-hex

[-] BioWarfarePosadist@hexbear.net 67 points 2 months ago

Hexbear Moderator meetup (pre-transition).

[-] BioWarfarePosadist@hexbear.net 53 points 2 months ago

It's still the best 3D Fallout game and I am considering the show non-canon for this reason alone.

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Shout out to the old man outside my local pinball brewery that said "Hold the door for this young lady!"

Anyways unrelated picture of my dog and Blåhaj.

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All I could think about is how Ben Sharpio constantly whines that no one makes classic music anymore and that rap isn't real music.

[-] BioWarfarePosadist@hexbear.net 37 points 3 months ago

I've heard night mare stories about the Walton's and DUIs. Seems the only way a cop can get fired and never rehired is if they pull over an American noble.

[-] BioWarfarePosadist@hexbear.net 33 points 3 months ago

They'll finally invent teleportation, but it's the most unhealthy version of it, but because it's so hyped up, the ultra wealthy use it all the time not realizing you lose 0.001% of all your mass each time you do it, until an influencer realizes he lost weight using the teleporter and uses it over and over again, until he had teleported away approximately 1% of his body weight. Unfortunately a large amount of that small percentage was most of the wall of his Aortic valve, causing him to internally bleed out in a single minute, when it inevitably tore mid teleport.

[-] BioWarfarePosadist@hexbear.net 39 points 3 months ago

Not a good look, Chief.

And I can't wait for Republicans to start spinning this to somehow be the Lefts fault.

[-] BioWarfarePosadist@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago

To be honest I think one of the many reasons I'm trans is I felt dirty when I thought about being with a woman, as a man. I daydreamed of being in a lesbian relationship constantly, but when I thought of myself pre-awakening being with a woman, I felt like a rat, pervert, and creep. I always felt like I was some diseased plague carrier and having a relationship with anyone, especially women,would just make it obvious that that is what I was. Maybe I was thinking of my dick in the same terms as mentioned in OPs post.

Since transitioning my relationships are getting much better, I have a few partners of varying genders.

[-] BioWarfarePosadist@hexbear.net 37 points 3 months ago

What is it with Japanese Mangakas dying a bit younger than they should? Why do assholes like Kissinger get a whole fucking centuries while genuinely good people die relatively young?

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Thanks everyone (hexbear.net)

Thanks for your kind words and reassurances. I think I am doing better today. It was late and I needed to let the anxiety and fear out, but didn't want to disturb my loved ones and make them worry as well. I know I don't post often and took a long sabbatical after the struggles of first opening this site back in its Chapo.chat days, but Grandma Posadas has always been checking in on her dear comrades!

I mentioned terrible family news and it's that my harpies aunt's had been relentlessly and maliciously suing their brother, my dad, for the past several years over the inheritance of the mother. It's a whole.family drama that honestly I think I should write a book about. And in a ruling that I think was even a shock to the Plaintiffs, the judge ruled 100% in favor of them.

As such my dad now has to give over all of the inheritance, a modest fortune but not a lot, as well as the $600,000 the aunts wasted on this stupid neverending lawsuit. They are trying to figure out what to do, whether or not to appeal. For him defending himself was never about the money, but to prove that he was a good son to his dying mother. He alone was the one making sure her last years were as comfortable and safe as possible and it was us the family his mother constantly spurned, who gave her the love and the affection she needed before she passed on, something that she honestly did not deserved, but got. That's just the way my family is.

My dad was and is still planning on retiring from his job this year, the day he turns 70, and although this judgement can't touch his house or retirement fund, many things like his car and the collection of vintage Italian and Japanese racing bikes that he restores as a hobby could all be taken away from him. Even things like furniture or other assets can be asked to be sold off to pay the judgement. Plus it's going to mess up how he was going to spend his retirement with my mom, travelling in a RV across the country with their lifelong friends. Not to mention how it will make it harder for them to be able to support my sister who is a few months away from having her first child and with me and my healthcare.

I don't know why I'm posting this, maybe I just want people to know about the grave injustice that has been done. At least it has convinced my mom that the justice system in this country is absolutely broken.

If you're intrigued by family drama, feel free to ask questions and I'll answer best I can without giving away enough to find where I live!

Xoxo Miss B. Posadas.

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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by BioWarfarePosadist@hexbear.net to c/doomer@hexbear.net

For the first time in my life I had to call some cops, to ask them to step and issue a noise violation. It is nearly 11pm, my family had received the most terrible news that day, and I was on hour 60 of being awake. After what has been the absolute most insane emotional, physical and mental rollercoaster of my life, I finally was drifting into sweet slumber the music began. I tried to fall asleep despite it, but it was no use. This neighbor has been loud before and most times I can ignore it, and sleep through, but this insomnia has a grip on me that I have seen in years.

I went down and knocked on his door and was meet with "WHY YOU POUNDING ON MY Door and man aggressive stepping out. I asked him please I have not slept in two days and I cannot sleep with you music on. He said it sound like I had a personal problem and he slammed he door in my face. The music was turned up instead of down, and Hexbear... I cracked. I am a transwoman living alone, I have been on HRT long enough that my muscle density is gone. I have low ciswoman levels of estrogen in my blood. And this man has menaced me before pounding on my door to accuse me of calling the cops on them on a previous time they were loud, when I had not. They said that I had better not EVER call the cops on him

I had to call 911 and ask them to issue a sound violation. I talked to the cops to give a statement, because frankly, this man scares me. He 6 foot something, towers above my 5"9' seems to always a baclava, when not in his home and is ripped.

And now adrenal is pumping through me and I may be to scared to sleep. I don't want the hallucinations Hexbear, these insomnia waking nightmares again.

Oh god.

Edit: I got like 4 hours of sleep. It's not enough, but it's something.

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I would know, as a former mod on Hexbear.

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