BrezhnevsEyebrows

I shouldn't feel this way but there's something so horribly beautiful about a missile strike. Especially when it is hitting Tel Aviv

Now im imagining the theoretical most generic newspaper page you could print

Headlines you could write every month

Communism is not about tailing the tendencies of the working class

That would be really funny but I don't think China likes to meddle in other countries' internal affairs that way, and I don't think European countries have the balls to do that sort of thing (although I guess I could be wrong about that)

sure i do mean that

It's hilarious that he thinks any foreigner loves California enough to exclude them from retaliatory tariffs

This might be an unpopular opinion but after using cursive more than print for the last 2 years or so, it's better for me in just about every way. Easy enough to read, beautiful, elegant, allows me to write quickly without sacrificing legibility, etc. No idea why it has fallen out of favor recently.

surely this rhetoric will resonate well with the American Treatlertariat

Not until socialism

Then those students can do literally 10 minutes of research to see that none of that is actually happening and that the people of China are pretty happy with the state of things (at least relative to US Americans).

Things that will not be happening