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[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

doggirl-thumbsup Bureaucracy has complete knowledge of all Hexbear emotes.

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

Things only pups understand doggirl-smug

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yes it is likely. doggirl-thumbsup

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago (3 children)

We hear all. We see all.

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

very interesting, pls keep at it!

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 34 points 2 days ago

have to be more right-wing next erection to sway

the Dems combatting electile dysfunction

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

The warmth of the puppy girl collective calls to me.

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Also hardcodes your keyboard configuration (yes it does this, I am using a european keyboard and had to do all sorts of fuckery in order to make hotkeys in google docs work.)

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago (5 children)

We take these allegations very seriously and will personally look into the case of us chasing you into a fig-tree yesterday. As it stands now there is no evidence one way or the other, and we have no details nor any inciriminating evidence, but we'll look super hard. Too bad there's no details tee hee

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

We are not girls, just puppies. Some of us are bureaucrats. The lovely bit about being a bureaucrat is that you don't need any energy. In fact it's better if you're chill like that. YOu can also post incriminating details about yourself without doxxing yourself. I am a chef.

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

"But they would also have been poorer under Trump" seems to be the line they go with nerd

weird how "we're not trump" doesn't really work well with "well both us and trump would have lost you your house"

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