CoolYori

Get in here folks. Its time for new Peter Pringle singing about the best bromance in history.

I am on unemployment for the first time and they say I need to be filling out a form every 2 weeks saying I was looking for work. My question is how serious are these forms when I fill them out? Do they track down every place I tried to fill out an application for? I am super confused on how all this works and hoping a fellow hexbear can help my neurodivergent ass out.

• Stolen by squirrel
• Get broken
• Waste the seeds
• Waste your time

Alternative title is Steve Job's is an asshole for killing Flash.

I am 5 beers deep right now so let me get on with this hottake. It was wrong to kill Flash because literally nothing has replaced it. It's murderer was Steve jobs in the end because it worked like shit on the iPhone. Even when they worked with Adobe on the port they could not get it to work. Check out the link it talks about it in there.

One of the lines that caught my eye in there was "by almost any definition, Flash is a closed system". The man who created the most closed system on the planet has the gall to say this line, and people still believe it to this day. The reason why Flash was so invasive was because the language that drove it was a simplified version of JavaScript. It was made so easy that it took a bit of hardware to run. They later used it for UI graphics in video games because it could present things so easily. What we got to replace it was JavaScript + HTML5. From a sysadmins perspective JavaScript is full of nothing but pitfalls for new players to the point it seems like its written that way.

I want you to think back to all the jank flash games you played like Happy Wheels. Yea we kind of get those games in Unity but not at the replability as older flash games. Do you remember playing Elona Shooter before even finding out what the Elona series was about? Did Nanaca✝Crash make you wish for all those hours of your life back? Do I age myself by talking about these things? I think part of what makes the internet so good is how accessible it is to do things with it. Killing a language that only lets more people do shit is a sin.

Thanks for reading. I am probably gonna tap out after this because its late so I will check my inbox for replies. If you want anything out of me you have to find out on the next episode of CoolYori Z!

For me its a Mitsubishi DA-A7DC Stereo Power Amplifier.

If small mom and pop websites ran by starving artists cannot shame me into turning it off to see their factor75 banner what makes you think I will do it for you?

I knew it was a good idea to hold off telling my parents I am never coming back to that shithole of a state ever again. Now I can just point at this and say I dont like spending time being locked up for needing to take a piss.

I just found this salsa at my local grocery store and its so flavorful. I enjoy how thick it is as well as the fact its not vinegar based. I have a big bottle of the green one too but this is the first one I have cracked open. I am super excited to see what it all goes with since it feels so versatile.

Comrades,

Today I bring you a treat that is beyond any words I can put here. My hands are so flappy with excitement that I almost cannot keep them on the keyboard.

Submachine: Legacy made by Mateusz Skutnik has finally been released. I had no idea that this was dropping today until I saw it in steam. It is an HD remake of the original "point and click" Submachine games that originally released in 2005 done in Shockwave. I have not touched them since then because flash emulation of Shockwave games is still trash.

From what I remember there is 10 games and a few side stories. If games like Myst or The Room interest you then I would check this one out. I am normally not a fan of "Myst Clones" and can count the ones on a single hand that are worth it and this is one of them. Let me know in the comments if you do pick it up and play it. I want to hear what you think!