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TIL that this is a real photo of Mark Zuckerburg, I always thought it was photoshopped.
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Why is he wearing shoes on his hands?
this post was submitted on 05 May 2025
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Meta CEO, Mark Zuckerberg not only is a media giant but also a sporting fanatic. While everyone is aware of his love for combat sports, only a few know about his interest in surfing. Like Meta has a knack for launching a new update every once in a while, its maker has a fondness for surfing treacherous waves intermittently. Interestingly, paddling into the ocean helps Zuckerberg stay focused.
Jesus. What a ham-handed PR piece. He has billions, but hires Temu PR for his humanization campaign. What a complete jackass.
They do appear to call him "The Eye of Sauron" so, maybe the person writing this wasn't really interested in making him look good and phoned it in.
They also call him Zukerberg at least twice.
Whiteface
What a ghoul
He really went hard on the sunblocker because everyone knows that lizards love the sun.
He thought it would make an insellable picture. He was wrong. He's gone the Madonna route, and wears the same clothes when he's not wanting to be photographed.
Why do billionaires NEED to be liked so badly? Is it because they don't trust that anyone in their life likes them for who they are, instead of their money? Maybe, it's because their own kids and wives hate them?
Reflexive markets need faith....not good ideas or people.
Money can't fix self esteem.
Can get you saint hood if you housed millions.
You can at least go to the medium place.
Absolute power corrupts absolutely. We can't imagine what it's like to be that obscenely wealthy. Logic would state that it works the other way too. They have very little concept of humanity in general. You and I would be the same if no one in the world could tell us "no". It's a form of psychosis, in my humble opinion.
That's... weird to think about.
He probably thinks he's generally a "good" person, and making the world a better place, buy just that people misunderstand him. That's wild. Fuck I really want to know to what extent he actually believes this.
I guess being a billionaire would be quite isolating. It might feel like you're the only member of your species. There's primitive monkeys you can interact with and some of them pretend to like you, but none of them really feel you or care about you.
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Rare photo indeed. He’s usually better at staying secluded after molting
This is ridiculous. Lizard people don’t molt.
"In 2022, the Eye of Sauron opened up about the reasons he surfs every morning."
If he's the Eye, who's the Mouth? Musk?
Instead of Gandalf the grey there's Bernie the Blue
Wow. Surprisingly caked.
I heard for night routine but day???
Taking over Hawaiin land and stealing their water.
Zuckerberg surfs every morning right before he indulges in his complicated work algorithms, reports the New York Post. Now obviously being an IT giant comes with a casket full of responsibilities
Dressing up as a thicc Geosha Surfer every morning helps Zuck deal with his daily casket of problems.
he puts on a new human synthetic mask on his android chassis everyday you mean
complicated work algorithms
Pour more billions into VR!!!! ONE OF THESE DAYS IT HAS TO PAY OFF1!1!!
Whatever dude. They're complicated. You couldn't understand.
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Honestly, there is nothing to learn in this
Did he take his face off so it wouldnt get wet?
Stupid sexy Zuckerberg
Thanks for the little bit of throwup in my mouth
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I expected to hear an older British man say: "And here, we can see the pale water lizard riding the waves, in hopes of finding friends. So far, the efforts have been in vain."
I know the voice I'm hearing it in
Zinc really is excellent sunblock. Makes you look like a doofus and it gets absolutely everywhere, but you aren't sunburnt.
We have micronised Zinc now, which blocks the sun exactly as well, but doesn’t make you look like V for Vendetta !
But it wears off. I can say that after a day of sailing with normal sunblock versus a day sailing with diaper cream you will notice a difference.
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Isn't this the famous Patterson footage of Bigfoot?
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