Teach me your ways
We tell not the muggles of our secret porn.
It was stupid hot. Lol. Also, apparently in the US I'm a disgusting fat fuck, whereas in Mexico, I'm whatever the Spanish word for thicc is, and have an ass worth pursuing. Lol.
Cookie monster be collecting on some debts
Can you ELI5 that last one?
It just looks so... Wrong.
It do. Most of the people I meet are no where near as interesting as opossums.
Edit: also, a picture of the proper use of this image:
Legit just made this my background
But, like, why is it gay to be attracted to her?