DickFuckarelli

joined 4 years ago
[–] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

I'm a safety razor user:

Here's what works for me. Shave at least two times. First pass, only use downward strokes. Pass two, upward. If time permits I'll shave up to four times with all the cardinal directions.

Closest shave I've ever had.

[–] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago

Here's some shit I've bought that lasts:

Cars: 1990s to early 2000s Hondas are forever cars. Basic maintenance, and you can expect to get over 300k miles on the engine. 500k are not an uncommon occurrence. Parts are cheap and abundant. Tangent: some electric cars have easy battery swaps, like the Nissan Leaf. Buy a Leaf for 1k, and a battery for 4k and have a super efficient car that can charge off a wall outlet.

Clothes: Levi's jeans are not as good as they once were but still better than any other jeans. Dickies work clothes last forever and even look ok as they fade. Shoes are mostly disposable today but I've had the same pair of Adidas Superstars for 3 years and while worn, still are functional.

Cooking: Vitamix mixers are a lifetime buy. A trip to the thrift store and buy anything cast iron; plenty of YT vids will show you how to restore. A ceramic kamado smoker/grill will also last forever with only needing simple hardware replaced occasionally.

Miscellaneous: Costco accepts returns on anything that isn't a computer, game console, or TV, regardless when purchased. I don't use this as an excuse to treat major purchases as disposable, but it is an invaluable form of insurance against shit that quite honestly shouldn't break (related: fuck you, Dyson - unreliable, yuppie tech bullshit).

[–] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

I don't know what this is about but I got my family a Switch 2 and it's not half bad.

[–] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

Into it? Not really. But my ear finds some genres translate well into midi tunes. Primarily, Reggae.

[–] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

Fuck that sucks. Always perked up when he was on the screen.

I vaguely remember he had a half interesting book of poetry.

[–] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (9 children)

LOL Fuuuuuck this dude. As an adult for most of it, the 90s were fucking terrible. They sucked so bad by 1998 we were all literally 100% nostalgic for 1985. Imagine the ENTIRE Western world now being nostalgic for 2012/2013?

Get the fuck outta here. What a fucking loser. What else is he sad for? The lack of Creed on the radio?

[–] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Who'sa gonna buy all this chianti?!

anti-italian-action

[–] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago

Do it, you cowards. Bring on the Balkanization.

[–] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

Just adding, the dipshit Dems in 2018 said that O'Biden was more or less going restore the world back to normal/decency/better times. They did fuck all. If anything these geriatric fucks made shit worse.

Then the galaxy brains on Reddit shit on anyone who can't stomach their neoliberal facist horseshit or their weaksauce candidates, but never ask who the fuck wants to play in these lose-lose games?

I'm so sick of this shit.

[–] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 32 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I'm old as fuck so consider me a trendsetter. Now you'll have to excuse me, I have to "review some documents"*.

.* listen to Oingo Boingo demos from 79-81 on the company's dime.

[–] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

My precious.

[–] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago

The narrator of this story in my head is Jeff Foxworthy.

 

It's really fucking good. Whole family had tears in their eyes. Bonus: arguably has some revolutionary themes.

So much kids slop is terrible. I genuinely loved this flick.

 

Seems like an interesting hobby I literally know fuck all about.

Talk me into it. Or talk me out of it. I'm good with either.

 

So, I've had moments in the past where I might have spent 30 seconds thinking about this subject but ultimately I don't give a fuck about competitive sports so my analysis usually ends up being, all competitive sports should be banned because competitive sports are dumb. Which is admittedly a neanderthal take.

But yeah, now the global athletic showdown is going down and seemingly everyone in my immediate vicinity keeps clutching their pearls and I guess I'm sick of not being able to advocate for trans comrades appropriately and articulate a proper response.

So what's a better response besides, "who cares?" Am I missing something? Like, if all things were equitable, what would or should competitions look like?

Help me out. I honestly have no idea.

 

Keep your bullshit takes and analysis coming, Libs. Your tears will taste like candy in November. Dems collectively (and repeatedly) shit the bed since Obama (and really going back decades before - but for simple arguments sake, Obummers do-nothing double term is a fine place to start), and now you get to sleep in it.

back-to-me-shining

 

I think he'll wholly jettison the Republican establishment this go around. His VP is going to be a sycophant, as will anyone else in his orbit. He's going to go on tour holding rallies every other week, talking about toilet flushing water and how they clean coal. He'll piss the Pentagon off by ending Ukraine involvement, and/or saying the quiet part outloud with regards to Palestine - something to the effect of it's ok for Israel to eradicate Palestine because white colonialists erased the natives in America and that worked out well for everyone since now there are Indian Casinos.

What else?

 

Stuck hanging out with LibShits and Chuds for mandatory fun. The amount of bad takes are staggering.

You are all the best. Thanks for helping me keep my sanity.

 

And none of you motherfuckers wowed me.

Heavy is the head that carries the One True Leftist's crown.

 

I genuinely hope anyone reading this is having a good day. I'm glad you're here.

 

... And think to yourself, "fuck anyone named Ted, especially Ted Turner."

Colorizing movie motherfucker. Rot in hell.

 

They should be your favorite band, too.

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submitted 4 years ago* (last edited 4 years ago) by DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net to c/science@hexbear.net
 

I'm going to be up all night any ways so AMA. Fire away.

2 hour update: it's quite a dull pain. Feels like I was kicked in the dick a good 10-20 times. No chance I'm sleeping tonight. There's part of me that can't believe I did this voluntarily.

Keep the questions coming. That's the only thing coming for some time. Bazinga!

3 hour update: the local anesthesia has definitely worn off. Pretty sure the nurse nicked my balls during the shave down or it might be my skin is sore from when they yanked my sack up to my gut and taped the ol' turkey neck down for easier incision. Anyhow, this shit sucks. Thanks for keeping me entertained. You are all some good pals and good sports.

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