FrankFrankson
Nothing makes my tomatoes taste better than compost made from whole organic toddlers.
Everybody have fun this afternoon.
Everbody wangchuck this afternoon.
Shipping costs on 4.5 bags of funyuns probably wasn't that bad.
Wikipedia and all their damn propaganda spreadin! Why can't you be more like the good nonprofits that never spread any sort of propaganda you know like the NRA.
The Pope had this really hot couch and JD fell in love with it at first sight. JD asked the couches father (the Pope) for the couches hand in marriage. The Pope, thinking this was a strange joke, laughed at JD's request. This filled JD with rage so he slit the popes thoat and began fucking the hot sofa.
As he bled out the pope was forced to watch the repeated violent defloration of his favorite piece of furniture.
You can get in anywhere if you carry a ladder
Think how terrible it would be if someone went to Costco and picked up a bunch of the largest cans of baked beans they could get and filled up as many of those turbines as possible.
Step brother I am stuck in the washing machine! Quick step on my face and fuck me and somehow that might fix it! (Porn music begins)
Which salute.....there have been three.
It is looking more and more like the election was stolen.
Edit: You are blaming Americans for screwing up the previous election becuase this next one will not be fair.....when the last one you are blaming Americans for was already rigged.