FrankFrankson

joined 2 years ago
[–] FrankFrankson@lemmy.world 8 points 18 hours ago

That is the offense of a texas square according to those flawless notes.

[–] FrankFrankson@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago

Yay the sales tax we are getting fucked with is paying out and it's only cost is the stability of our country by compleey fucking the lower classes!

[–] FrankFrankson@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Was. It was. Well I mean it will be till next year then instead we will have lots of uninsured births and I assume a huge uptick in unskilled at home births and a huge uptick in dead babies. MAGA and MAHA indeed.

[–] FrankFrankson@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

It is looking more and more like the election was stolen.

Edit: You are blaming Americans for screwing up the previous election becuase this next one will not be fair.....when the last one you are blaming Americans for was already rigged.

[–] FrankFrankson@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Nothing makes my tomatoes taste better than compost made from whole organic toddlers.

[–] FrankFrankson@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Everybody have fun this afternoon.

Everbody wangchuck this afternoon.

[–] FrankFrankson@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Shipping costs on 4.5 bags of funyuns probably wasn't that bad.

[–] FrankFrankson@lemmy.world 51 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wikipedia and all their damn propaganda spreadin! Why can't you be more like the good nonprofits that never spread any sort of propaganda you know like the NRA.

[–] FrankFrankson@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[–] FrankFrankson@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The Pope had this really hot couch and JD fell in love with it at first sight. JD asked the couches father (the Pope) for the couches hand in marriage. The Pope, thinking this was a strange joke, laughed at JD's request. This filled JD with rage so he slit the popes thoat and began fucking the hot sofa.

As he bled out the pope was forced to watch the repeated violent defloration of his favorite piece of furniture.

[–] FrankFrankson@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

You can get in anywhere if you carry a ladder

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