Idris Elbow is aware of the effect he has on autocorrect.

This was in Ireland, and she was in the local newspaper after winning a tree-tossing competition…

Now, in all fairness, when did that ever stop the bastards

Isn’t this the plot of The Banshees of Inisheerin?

This is why he wants Lara installed as RNC chairperson, to smooth the flow of funds

Ah fuck my cats call me Vivian, don’t they.

Let me tell you that Linux-based IFE may be based on open source, but it sure as shit ain’t free.

On a similar note: As a beard-haver, I haven’t washed my face in anything except Head and Shoulders in 15 years

Israel isn't deliberately targeting civilians

Omfg there’s no way a sane person could believe that.

Am Irish btw. No love for hamas, but every sympathy with Palestinians. And full support for our basketball team.

How many of the 12,000 children killed in the conflict were combatants?

Company I used to work for got hit fairly bad. Am email came in from the contract agency to the accounts payable clerk, personally addressed to her and signed off all informal like, to the effect of “hey Marion, our local bank branch is closing so we’ve had to move our accounts, can you update the IBAN to the following for me?”

€150,000 down a black hole, that wasn’t even noticed until a phone call came in a week later.

WoT is actually like The Last Starfighter. Top players are extraordinarily-renditioned away in a flying car and unceremoniously dumped into a Bradley in a muddy field in eastern Ukraine.

It’s actually a way to generate unlimited energy. That man is spinning in his grave at 6,000 rpm. Do one for Bill Hicks and Sean Locke and we have solved the energy crisis folks.