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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 1 points 6 minutes ago
[–] roux@hexbear.net 3 points 5 hours ago

I'm as liberal as they cum.

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 11 points 7 hours ago

Nah, im the only Communist here, everyone else is a liberal

[–] Ithorian@hexbear.net 13 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Hey! Hey! I'm a fucking anarchist!

[–] roux@hexbear.net 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I had a friend tell my anarchist wife that "anarchy only works in theory" and like I'm still torn about whether it was an elaborate bit or not.

[–] AshenWolf@hexbear.net 19 points 8 hours ago

WHAT? NO...unless 😳

[–] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 22 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 1 points 2 hours ago

Lies. I'm SquareBeaver.org's one true lib. The rest of you are commies!

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 18 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

I’m just a hammer and sickle enthusiast

[–] rhubarb@hexbear.net 19 points 9 hours ago

Don't worry, it's just me

[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 13 points 8 hours ago
[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 12 points 9 hours ago

You're imagining things, that's impossible. I mean, we all know about the Victims of Communism!

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 5 points 7 hours ago

I'll never tell jetstream-troll

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 11 points 9 hours ago

I was starting to think the opposite