KreekyBonez

joined 2 years ago
[–] KreekyBonez@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

you only ever get one true blind playthrough. I would gladly blank all of my soulsborne knowledge to play through all of them again with fresh eyes.

it's not the same, but if you're playing on PC there are some decent mods for DS 1, 2, and 3 that make them a little more fresh. particularly, the randomizer for DS1 makes it a pretty hilarious challenge, since you can no longer plan your runs in advance, and have to roll with absolutely mismatched gear

[–] KreekyBonez@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

sign me up! I'm having coffee now, then moving on to seltzer, iced tea, and maybe a Moxie later if I feel like getting weird with it

[–] KreekyBonez@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

if the MBTA ever gets its shit together, cars could disappear entirely in the city

don't hold your breath for that one

[–] KreekyBonez@lemm.ee 18 points 2 years ago

similar 100% true story from a green text:

kid goes out for his 21st, and grandpa tells him that the secret to never getting too drunk is drinking some olive oil before a shot, so that the alcohol never enters the bloodstream, or something.

they follow through, and shit their pants after one round; ironically, the oil drinking did technically prevent them from getting drunk.

I don't care if it's fake, it's still a hilarious idea

[–] KreekyBonez@lemm.ee 25 points 2 years ago (3 children)

dads everywhere agree: click those tongs and slap those bags

[–] KreekyBonez@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

the drizzle could work. keep the bread drier for longer, and speed up the inevitably delicious mix of sauce and yolk

[–] KreekyBonez@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

everything looks cooked perfectly.

and the plating is nice; maybe only improved with an oval plate that fits the shape of the food better.

[–] KreekyBonez@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

pico on chili is also fantastic.

bonus food remix: put that mess on a fresh corn tortilla, and add an egg for some dank huevos ran-chili.

[–] KreekyBonez@lemm.ee 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

lol nice

I just assumed it said "it belongs in a museum"

[–] KreekyBonez@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

you mean the people that were cheering on the glorious tanks during the Tiananmen square parade

[–] KreekyBonez@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

so we must crush it

[–] KreekyBonez@lemm.ee 32 points 2 years ago

damn. why did schools only teach the super boring part about the triangles. dude had the golden thigh of apollo and the super-speed of hermes.

also, it really sounds like he was a cult leader.

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