KuroXppi

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Alexandra Kollontai - New General Thread for the 1st-3rd of April 2025 in c/womenby@hexbear.net
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 11 hours ago

tumm hurts probs not gunna sleep much :(

Nutrient and mineral rich soil 1 / Imperial Stormtroopers 0 in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
actually a beanis is a legume actually in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 12 hours ago

actually I DON'T CARE

FREEZE! BEAN POLICE! in c/badposting@hexbear.net
Alexandra Kollontai - New General Thread for the 1st-3rd of April 2025 in c/womenby@hexbear.net
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 8 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Hello new mega kirby-wave

bedposting compass in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 8 points 17 hours ago

Oh shit I'm far right scared

Yglesias has reached the stage of acceptance in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 8 points 17 hours ago

get-ready-to-learn-chinese-buddy 早就被表情包化了

Burning Flags and Wishing Death in c/effort@hexbear.net
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 8 points 17 hours ago

GOOD post rat-salute-2

Cowboy Beanbop in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 18 hours ago

Bean boop I am bean computer

There ISN'T a beanis behind the spoiler tag in this post in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I see you pee doggirl-lol

There ISN'T a beanis behind the spoiler tag in this post in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 20 hours ago

Lmao gottem

There ISN'T a beanis behind the spoiler tag in this post in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

he-laughed hey can you spell 'I cup'

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Magic beanis (hexbear.net)
 

And for my next trick!

I will make an audience member shit their pants ✨✨

Any volunteers please 🙂‍↕️

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What if we ahahaha were to heheheh (hexbear.net)
 

ooohohoho if we did that just imagine ahahha

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And the angel spake unto them: "Bean not afraid" (hexbear.net)
 

Image credit @Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net post https://hexbear.net/post/4388614

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Me looking into the toilet bowl: "WHAT? I didn't eat any poo!" (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by KuroXppi@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
8 comments fedilink
 

How did that get in there

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Anyone else remember this LEGENDARY gaming moment?? (hexbear.net)
 

Only true gamers will appreciate

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You can't spell 'libs' without ibs (hexbear.net)
 

I'm shitting out my doodoo ass rn deeper-sadness

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Beanis (AI summary in body text) (hexbear.net)
 

beanis

AI summarybean

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新年快乐, 大吉大利! Click below to open up your red packet 🧧🧧 (hexbear.net)
 

🧧beanis

Hoooray!!

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Broke: wiping your butt. Woke: using a bidet (hexbear.net)
 

Beanspoke: coughing up your turds like an owl pellet then dabbing your mouth with a handkerchief

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Sabeana Carpenter (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by KuroXppi@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
3 comments fedilink
 

thinking bout beans every night oh is it sweet I guess so

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I really like you. Would you bean my valentine 🥺👉👈😍 (hexbear.net)
 
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Hey I'm gunna pop in to the bottle shop, you want me to grab you anything? (hexbear.net)
 
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