KuroXppi

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What do you think the average emperor penguin is thinking about as they're waddling along? in c/askchapo@hexbear.net
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 3 hours ago

Oh it's a 'nerd' emoji that's adjusting its glasses, so I put it there to say my reply is really pedantic and nerdy

I impalanted a neuralink itno your brain while you were sleeping. If you don't make at least 20 posts per day, I will remotely detonate it in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 3 hours ago

Please reinsert via nasal cavity

I impalanted a neuralink itno your brain while you were sleeping. If you don't make at least 20 posts per day, I will remotely detonate it in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 8 points 13 hours ago

wowee <---- guaranteed outcome for non-compliance

Comrade Trump announces de-dollarization in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 12 points 15 hours ago

for the price

Cum. But its glow in the dark in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 15 hours ago

Great. Ill buy ten gallons

Cum. But its glow in the dark in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 15 hours ago

Cum Scene Investigation

What do you think the average emperor penguin is thinking about as they're waddling along? in c/askchapo@hexbear.net
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 8 points 15 hours ago

"Holy shit is that a denguin. Nice "

What do you think the average emperor penguin is thinking about as they're waddling along? in c/askchapo@hexbear.net
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

sexy decapitated head

nerd well actually it's a decorporated head, since the head was removed from the body

*deleted by creator* in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Undeleted by moderator

I impalanted a neuralink itno your brain while you were sleeping. If you don't make at least 20 posts per day, I will remotely detonate it in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Well, GET POSTING THEN consarnit

I impalanted a neuralink itno your brain while you were sleeping. If you don't make at least 20 posts per day, I will remotely detonate it in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 15 hours ago

Computer help me I've been doxed monke-beepboop

I impalanted a neuralink itno your brain while you were sleeping. If you don't make at least 20 posts per day, I will remotely detonate it in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 15 hours ago

It's just twenty posts, give it a try and then I'll prrss the button I promise xi-button

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Due to the overwhelming love and support shown for Beanis we are introducing more members of the Bean family here is 豆豆 Doudou Beanis's cousin from Kunming, China (hexbear.net)
 

We are excited to expand the Beanis Multiverse to inovate and tell richer and deeper stories with this unique IP, for you

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71% of Medical PhDs Cannot Solve This Word Puzzle (hexbear.net)
 

Give in? Click here for the solution

beanis

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What photo/reaction image have you got saved but have never had the chance to use? (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by KuroXppi@hexbear.net to c/askchapo@hexbear.net
40 comments fedilink
 

Now's your chance/manufactured excuse

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Severance Snape (hexbear.net)
 

There I said it you're all lib harry potter fans now

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this is rīch (hexbear.net)
 
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Magic beanis (hexbear.net)
 

And for my next trick!

I will make an audience member shit their pants ✨✨

Any volunteers please 🙂‍↕️

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What if we ahahaha were to heheheh (hexbear.net)
 

ooohohoho if we did that just imagine ahahha

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And the angel spake unto them: "Bean not afraid" (hexbear.net)
 

Image credit @Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net post https://hexbear.net/post/4388614

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Me looking into the toilet bowl: "WHAT? I didn't eat any poo!" (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by KuroXppi@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
8 comments fedilink
 

How did that get in there

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Anyone else remember this LEGENDARY gaming moment?? (hexbear.net)
 

Only true gamers will appreciate

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You can't spell 'libs' without ibs (hexbear.net)
 

I'm shitting out my doodoo ass rn deeper-sadness

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Beanis (AI summary in body text) (hexbear.net)
 

beanis

AI summarybean

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