KuroXppi

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I blinked my balls in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 15 hours ago

:lumpbean-space-princess:

Ive kidnapped your [beloved family member] and I'll omly release them if you choose to sacrifice either yojr copy of Ape Escape for the PS1 or yiur copy of Snowboard Kids 2 for the N64 in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 15 hours ago

Wow didn't even hesitate. You can have your uncle back he was starting to get on my nerves anyway

Ive kidnapped your [beloved family member] and I'll omly release them if you choose to sacrifice either yojr copy of Ape Escape for the PS1 or yiur copy of Snowboard Kids 2 for the N64 in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 15 hours ago

It shall suffice. You're lucky im in a generous mood

Ive kidnapped your [beloved family member] and I'll omly release them if you choose to sacrifice either yojr copy of Ape Escape for the PS1 or yiur copy of Snowboard Kids 2 for the N64 in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Does it come w steering wheel or nah

Ive kidnapped your [beloved family member] and I'll omly release them if you choose to sacrifice either yojr copy of Ape Escape for the PS1 or yiur copy of Snowboard Kids 2 for the N64 in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I guess that'll do. Your mum will be released tomorrow she's napping rn

Ive kidnapped your [beloved family member] and I'll omly release them if you choose to sacrifice either yojr copy of Ape Escape for the PS1 or yiur copy of Snowboard Kids 2 for the N64 in c/badposting@hexbear.net
Ive kidnapped your [beloved family member] and I'll omly release them if you choose to sacrifice either yojr copy of Ape Escape for the PS1 or yiur copy of Snowboard Kids 2 for the N64 in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

You thought you were monkey ballin. How wrong you were

I'm curious in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 15 hours ago

i-spil-my-jice ~yes~ ~i~ ~would~ ~plis~

I'm curious in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 16 hours ago

hentai-free Looking for beantai? Leave.

Ive kidnapped your [beloved family member] and I'll omly release them if you choose to sacrifice either yojr copy of Ape Escape for the PS1 or yiur copy of Snowboard Kids 2 for the N64 in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

The yeae is 199 you still have friends, family, hope amd a future

Yuan Dynasty - New General Megathread for the 25th-27th of April 2025 in c/history@hexbear.net
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 7 points 17 hours ago

Tummy hurt - weekend edition

When your apes are gone for good in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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I've heard really good things about this beanime. Anyone here watched it? (hexbear.net)
 

Idrk know what it's about something about Viking voyages to Greenbeanland or sth

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I am Beanith, son of Beanithor, rightful heir to the Throne of Beegtoot (hexbear.net)
 

I weild the Blade of Le'gume whose bite still recalls the savour of my mortal foe To'foo. It hungers anew. Wilst thou fight me, oh pretender to the throne

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petition to barn owls (hexbear.net)
 

Umm hi barn owls i think you're cute and you're welcome to stay in my barn if you like

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I'm once again asking you to sort by Beanis (hexbear.net)
 

You get all the quality posting up front on your home page. 'new' 'hot' and 'active' are all fake broken sorting algos

11
The Underrated History of Deltora Quest (www.youtube.com)
 

I would say rated. Everyone who I mention these books to loved them without exception.

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DO NOT spell out the word for the number 7 and replace the V with an M (hexbear.net)
 

I'm warning you

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I'm a coupe. Ama (hexbear.net)
 

I'm a modest two door passenger vehicle. I will not be taking any questions cos tbh the joke is the post title

21
The first step to overcoming Imposter Syndrome (hexbear.net)
 

Just say to yourself "I am a poster". Acceptance is key.

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Beanis-chaaaan! ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡ HAIIII! Nani ga suki? (hexbear.net)
 

{ビーニス|bīnisu}{フレイバー|fureibā} {よりも|yori mo} {あ|a}･{な|na}･{た|ta}♡ ( ˘ ³˘)♥︎

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Tomorrow is my first day of Beaniversity, I'm really nervous but excited too, what should I know before I start? (hexbear.net)
 

I'm doing an undergraduate in beanology with a minor in accounting (my mum is a bean counter and says it's a stable career). Should I join the student beanion?

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Jeb bush sitting on the John two hours aftter eating the maximum dose of MiraLax (hexbear.net)
 

Please crap jeb

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I impalanted a neuralink itno your brain while you were sleeping. If you don't make at least 20 posts per day, I will remotely detonate it (hexbear.net)
 

Get posting, ill be watching

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