KuroXppi

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hellow in c/badposting@hexbear.net
Belly_Beanis declared interim mod of fake news in wake of badposting declaration of war in c/fakenews@hexbear.net
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Beannochio

They don't make shows like this with good ol' fashioned values anymore in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 23 hours ago

Real honest shitcoms

Karl Marx - New General Megathread for the 5th-8th of May 2025 in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
Karl Marx - New General Megathread for the 5th-8th of May 2025 in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 23 hours ago

Mah iphones 800 gorrillipn vulvazela

Karl Marx - New General Megathread for the 5th-8th of May 2025 in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

Capybara more like crappybarra. Anyone can balance a mandarin on their head

ATTENTION: c/badposting is hereby declaring war on c/fakenews in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

BEAN. IT. ON. You're all gunna get Smoked capabara-tank

ATTENTION: c/badposting is hereby declaring war on c/fakenews in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

Im sorry for your lots

Karl Marx - New General Megathread for the 5th-8th of May 2025 in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

Wolfe has that effect for sure, he's very entertaining

Karl Marx - New General Megathread for the 5th-8th of May 2025 in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

I'm thinking of what my NPC dialogue would be. Probably something like "You may not be able to tell//but I'm holding in a fart"

The ocean is too scary. I vote that we get rid of it. Who's with me? in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

Team Magma Was Right

Karl Marx - New General Megathread for the 5th-8th of May 2025 in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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Beaness (hexbear.net)
 
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First 4chan (pepe) dies now pope dies. Someone please make sure that the poop is okay (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by KuroXppi@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
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Can you imagine a world without the poop

Edit: dirt_owl essentially made this joke already six hours ago, dagnabbit :(

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I'm banning shits (hexbear.net)
 

No shits

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Melancholia Life Lesson: If you can't be with the one you love... (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by KuroXppi@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
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Love with the one you bean beanis

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I'm opening up a fart bar. It's like a normal bar but you can fart in it (hexbear.net)
 

Happy hour 3 to 6 weekdays excluding Friday, half price pots and house wine by the glass

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Hello, are you [user] of [address] on Hexbear dot net (hexbear.net)
 

Please click on this

✉️beanis you have been served a supbeana to appear in beanis court

Thank you and have a nice day

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Hey mate, please, have a seat. We're all here because we care for you deeply, and we want you to know that up front. But this is a beantervention. (hexbear.net)
 

We've noticed that your beanis posting has really picked up recently, and we're concerned. As your family and close friends we want to remind you that we're here for you. Your mum called us here and asked me to speak on our behalf. We think it would be best if you stopped the beanisposting.

You clearly don't gave a good relationship with it, and we know you think you've been able to hide it, but we care for you so we noticed. Thirty of your last forty posts have bean beanisposts.

It's not healtyh

It stops here

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L-L-L-Lava CH-CH-CH-Chicken. Steve's Lava Chicken yeah it's tasty as hell. Oooh mamacita now you're ringing my bell (hexbear.net)
 

Crispy and juicy now you're havin a snack
Oooh super spicy it's a lava attaaaaack

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Leaked Switch2 Release: The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Woker (hexbear.net)
 

Femboy link is default skin, you play as Zelda for more than 50% of the story, the boat has pronouns and Ganon is even sexier somehow 😡😡 I will NOT be buying this game

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I've heard really good things about this beanime. Anyone here watched it? (hexbear.net)
 

Idrk know what it's about something about Viking voyages to Greenbeanland or sth

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I am Beanith, son of Beanithor, rightful heir to the Throne of Beegtoot (hexbear.net)
 

I weild the Blade of Le'gume whose bite still recalls the savour of my mortal foe To'foo. It hungers anew. Wilst thou fight me, oh pretender to the throne

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petition to barn owls (hexbear.net)
 

Umm hi barn owls i think you're cute and you're welcome to stay in my barn if you like

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