[-] Lennnny@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Idk why but Kelly Clarkson.

[-] Lennnny@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

On the flip side, I was up and working out three days after my bisalp. And my friend who got a vasectomy was bedridden for a week. I think they're pretty comparable, it's just a game of rock paper scissors whether you'll have the easy or the hard recovery.

[-] Lennnny@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

It's already super hard. I was lucky and found a doctor who understood, but I'm not young. People in their 20s face a whole bunch of bullshit, enough to get in the way and prevent them having the procedure. It's fucked.

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A Serbian Film (en.m.wikipedia.org)

Read at your own risk, as some reviewers wrote, you can't unknow things once you learn them, and this movie's description is all of the terrible things.

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I have gas from eating lots of bread, which is not unusual, but for some reason today's farts hurt my ass.

They're not those super hot farts, they're just really... pressurized? They come out loud and proud and it feels kinda violent. Any ideas?

[-] Lennnny@lemmy.world 39 points 4 months ago

This is insane.

I do however want to segue into an idea I had for a new doorbell. Basically when you press the button, instead of immediately ringing inside the house, a pre recorded voice asks a series of questions. Then, AI analyzes the answers against your set of rules and determines if the person is allowed to be interrupting you. Imagine a sales person ringing your doorbell and getting you asking "hey what's this about? Is she expecting you?' And then declining to ring the doorbell and asking them to leave. My cats would be thrilled.

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I didn't get any sickies, just a stank face.

[-] Lennnny@lemmy.world 47 points 4 months ago
  1. stop hoarding wealth
  2. 1 but louder
[-] Lennnny@lemmy.world 47 points 4 months ago

My company had a feedback meeting (wasn't planned, but the staff are just that fed up), and it was spicy. We've not received pay reviews, management never let us give them feedback, people feel demotivated and unheard.

The CEO's solution? A new 'cameras always on' policy. SMH

[-] Lennnny@lemmy.world 33 points 5 months ago

Or... solve the wealth hoarding issue at the top, instead of blaming poor people.

[-] Lennnny@lemmy.world 74 points 5 months ago

Holy shit that's a horrifying number. And this is just the pregnancies. I have no words other than FUCK TEXAS.

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Hypothetically speaking, a startup gets some rounds of investment from VCs, operates for a few years, and run out of runway. What do these final months look like? Do the investors try to get their money back?

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I work from home and drink from mugs and I don't tiktok, so this whole trendy cup thing is really confusing me.

Do they uncurse bad water or something?

[-] Lennnny@lemmy.world 104 points 5 months ago

This guy needs to win an all expenses paid trip to view the Titanic.

[-] Lennnny@lemmy.world 33 points 5 months ago

I decided to only work at overseas startups so there's no chance of a "oopsie we retracted WFH". I'll be selling my car this year, I already have the electric bike to replace it.

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Melon being Melon (lemmy.world)
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[-] Lennnny@lemmy.world 38 points 7 months ago

Every night as I lie in bed I have to calm myself about the shrill noise going on. Sometimes during the day too. It's still at the point where life goes on mostly unaffected, but after 8 years I've started to forget what silence sounded like, a cure would be very fucking welcomed.

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True story tho (lemmy.world)
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Melon is so hench (lemmy.world)
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I absolutely love flying dreams, not for the actual flying, but because I always use my skill to get out of bad/unwanted situations. I'll be in a foot chase and I'll just zing off into the sky. I'm also the only one who can fly, so I show off a lot.

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[-] Lennnny@lemmy.world 57 points 7 months ago

She did. Just a little bit because too much makes her shart, but a crumb or two never hurts.

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