MacNCheezus

So you're bromosexual?

Tomato. I figured the higher water content and lower sugar would prevent it from caramelizing and clogging up the pipes.

Why would I want to make my sis cry?

You bet.

That must have been either a very small egg or a very large CPU.

Have you considered getting out of bed so you can go back in?

I have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.

Best Buy said this isn’t covered under warranty.

Same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try and take over the world.

Came here to post this. Shut up and take my upvote.

Is it just me or does it seem like there would be more issues with 17 wishes