MacNCheezus

Here I am with a brain the size of a planet and they ask me to install a piece of software. Call that job satisfaction? I don't.

That’s a very nice cock, I wouldn’t just give that away to random chicks either

There are several links to free, legal copies at the bottom of the book's Wikipedia page.

Also, if you type "1984" into YouTube, the first result is this full audiobook recording. It's really not difficult to find.

I'll see you in Valhalla, brother.

Unless I'm literally bleeding out, I'd rather shoot myself in the dick than go to a doctor

At least you won't die from feeblemindedness or lack of resolve.

You best believe I won’t be telling you any secrets anytime soon

Okay, I see what you mean. Thanks for explaining.

Perhaps this article was written by a Biden loyalist then who wasn't too pleased about how they replaced him, and feels that he would have had a better chance of winning against Trump. Didn't know there were many of those around but I guess it's not impossible.

Always