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[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 203 points 2 months ago (5 children)
[–] Carnelian@lemmy.world 80 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Yeah, come to think of it, what’s up with that one anyway?

[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 61 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)
[–] somewhiteguy@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Put the Laughter into Slaughter

[–] evening_push579@feddit.nu 1 points 2 months ago
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Eat

Prey

Love

[–] CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I thought you said Lactate

[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

Well....go on...

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago

Needed an excuse to have double ASS

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

Ezio Auditore time traveled to an IKEA.

[–] MajinBlayze@lemmy.world 50 points 2 months ago

Even without the "don't dead open inside" thing going on, that's an unhinged thing to put on your wall

[–] KomfortablesKissen@discuss.tchncs.de 49 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

For Harambe.

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 2 months ago (1 children)

how does assassin even fit in with the other words lol

[–] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They REALLY like assassins creed

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

understandable

[–] MacNCheezus 9 points 2 months ago

Like I said, very poor taste.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 96 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I'm having a hard time with this. Why is assassin mixed in with the other platitudes?

[–] lewdian69@lemmy.world 49 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think that poster specifically looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from having seen quite a few shops in my time.

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

total classic

[–] Monzcarro@feddit.uk 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Also, why are 5 nouns and the 6th is an adjective (or past tense of a verb)? I hate that DEDICATED is there more than ASSASSIN. Also, word art is naff.

[–] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Because "DEDICATION" wouldn't fit in a 3x3 grid, no doigie. /s

Seriously, just as confused as everyone else here.

[–] MacNCheezus 6 points 2 months ago

Perhaps they're a fan of Assassin's Creed?

[–] KomfortablesKissen@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

For the adventure. Meeting new people and killing them.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

He wants to be the first kid on his block to have a confirmed kill.

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Snipins a good job mate. Challenging work. Outta doors.

[–] Botzo@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] MacNCheezus 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Botzo@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I knew what you were replying to, and you still got me.

[–] callouscomic@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The caption has a misspelling.

[–] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Yeah because if you type the summoning spell out correctly, it will result in a demon horde ascending directly to your location with the soul intention of dragging the one responsible for the incantation to the underworld while legions of infernal fiends pour through that gaping abyss to bring about hell on Earth, durr.

[–] Brekky@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Anyone else read the last one as dead iced tea??

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Yep!

Is there anything more 'basic'that screams I have no taste than a white room with word art up?

Just eww all around

[–] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] MacNCheezus 1 points 2 months ago
[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I'm not a crazed gunman, dad, I'm an assassin.

Well the difference being ones a job and the others mental sickness.

Edit: found this video of the voice actor doing a live rendition of it while refreshing my memory https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0IkK3KiBiR8

[–] MuAraeOracle@real.lemmy.fan 5 points 2 months ago

Can't wait for the new hit

I wanna quaff your ass

[–] Lawnman23@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago
[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

Anime/manga autors, please take notes.

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 1 points 2 months ago

Keiichi Okabe - Birth of a Wish: lyrics