One of my favorite quotes I heard in college came from a CS grad student: “I used to use Linux — until I got a girlfriend.”
MacNCheezus
joined 1 year ago
Likely not maple beans either
Ever heard of a rematch?
Hello boomer, is Facebook broken or what brings you here?
Nooo! It's gotta be racism. Because everything is racist.
No. It's a taco.
Actual e-talian: “Mamma Mia, why-a you breaka de spaghetti?”
Ketchup is a smoothie
I don’t live in the UK, and I don’t go out very much 🤷🏻♂️
In diesem Klo da wohnt ein Geist, der jedem in die Eier beißt.
Mich hat er nicht gebissen, ich hab ihm auf den Kopf geschissen.
Nothing wrong with them, it’s just that I have never met someone who wore them and wasn’t fat. That might just be my particular experience however.
It also doesn’t mean they’re bad people. The one particular guy I can think about who loves to wear them is otherwise an all around great dude and a very talented hobby DJ who throws great parties, often at his own expense. The Hawaii shirt is basically part of his brand.
EDIT: now with the anatomically correct number of fingers
Look ma, no fork (and still no spoon).
Title was literally all I used as a prompt. Not sure what I was expecting, but certainly not something this adorable. Bing
Mine lets me borrow eBooks and audiobooks via smartphone app, very useful and convenient.