MalarchoBidenism

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[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 42 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

A few years ago, "let's compromise and only do half genocide" was an over the top parody of how centrists think. It was deliberately hyperbolic and provocative because nobody seriously believes in "half genocide", you would think.

Now liberals are actually arguing for voting for the Democrats on the basis that "both will aid the genocide but the republicans will aid it more and harm other groups too". hypersus

[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 11 points 13 hours ago

I would stop the meteor that killed the dinosaurs. Primates are locked since y'all couldn't behave.

[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 46 points 6 days ago

After careful deliberation, the honorable ghouls of the Supremacist Court agreed that the State should hurry up and execute the innocent man already.

[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

When people told me they hated dying in a nuclear holocaust or (far worse) that they were “not fans,” I wish I had said in no uncertain terms: “I love dying in a nuclear holocaust. I am in awe of it. I am set free by it. It will be the finest event our galaxy has ever seen.”

[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 23 points 2 weeks ago

I guess we doin 🌌 now

[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 77 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What if Trump getting shot at just becomes his thing, like how Bolsonaro's thing is being hospitalized

[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

It would be extremely embarrassing if people found out I just shit my pants. For this reason I will keep that information a secret and not tell anyone about how I just shit my pants.

[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Didn't he interview MrBeast on that video? I recall him showing rows of thumbnails with the same fake forced smile in every one and being like "we found that videos with this face performed better in the metrics"

i-get-it a-guy

[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 39 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"The Israeli military has admitted that the munition that struck a highway near Nahariya in Western Galilee, critically injuring one settler, was an Iron Dome interceptor missile that malfunctioned."

Critical support for the Zionist entity in the struggle against the Zionist entity.

settler stalin-gun-1 isntrael

[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Economic crisis got me like dean-frown but Wall Street feeling afraid got me like dean-malice

We should decouple these two things somehow thinking-about-it

[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I too pictured a red, featureless Lenin sitting at a cafe in Iraq

 

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