βπ»conceding to anti-genocide protesters in exchange for votes
ππ» conceding to Republicans in exchange for nothing
MalarchoBidenism
joined 4 years ago
Yeah but if America figures out how to generate ICBM NFTs in the metaverse China is cooked
This is beautiful. This is Slammer's Garden of Earthly Delights
A few years ago, "let's compromise and only do half genocide" was an over the top parody of how centrists think. It was deliberately hyperbolic and provocative because nobody seriously believes in "half genocide", you would think.
Now liberals are actually arguing for voting for the Democrats on the basis that "both will aid the genocide but the republicans will aid it more and harm other groups too". 
I would stop the meteor that killed the dinosaurs. Primates are locked since y'all couldn't behave.
After careful deliberation, the honorable ghouls of the Supremacist Court agreed that the State should hurry up and execute the innocent man already.
When people told me they hated dying in a nuclear holocaust or (far worse) that they were βnot fans,β I wish I had said in no uncertain terms: βI love dying in a nuclear holocaust. I am in awe of it. I am set free by it. It will be the finest event our galaxy has ever seen.β
I guess we doin π now
What if Trump getting shot at just becomes his thing, like how Bolsonaro's thing is being hospitalized
It would be extremely embarrassing if people found out I just shit my pants. For this reason I will keep that information a secret and not tell anyone about how I just shit my pants.