MalarchoBidenism

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[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 60 points 9 months ago (9 children)

https://metro.co.uk/2017/06/12/alt-right-guy-shouts-but-what-about-the-memes-as-hes-kicked-out-of-rally-6703668/

‘But what about the memes?’ he pleads with the group, pointing to the memes he had painstakingly painted onto sheets of card.

A woman in military camo then tells him to ‘get the fuck out’, and he dejectedly replies: ‘But these are good memes.’

he-laughed

[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago

They don't post often but Hegel On His Head and halim alrah are great

[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago

MASON JAR - A lone mason jar sits on the shelf. It is empty, for now.

:de-electrochemistry: ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Oh yeah. This is the stuff.

  1. Pick up the jar.

  2. I'm not doing this. [Leave]

:de-electrochemistry: ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Good. Now put that plushie in the jar.

  1. Put the fumo in the jar.
  2. What, now?

  3. No. [Refuse task]

:de-electrochemistry: ELECTROCHEMISTRY - What's the matter? All of a sudden you're too cool for instant gratification, Mr. Licked A Rum Stain Off The Counter?

-1 MORALE

  1. Put the fumo in the jar.

  2. No. [Refuse task]

MASON JAR - You place the fumo in the jar. It fits perfectly.

:de-interfacing: INTERFACING [Medium: Success] - Too perfectly. Like two halves of a single deranged contraption.

:de-inland-empire: INLAND EMPIRE [Medium: Success] - The figurine does not complain, but somehow you know it doesn't like where this is going.

:lt-kitsuragi: KIM KITSURAGI - "Detective... why did you put the plushie in that jar?"

:de-half-light: HALF-LIGHT [Medium: Success] - FUCK. He's onto you! He knows what this is!

:de-conceptualization: CONCEPTUALIZATION [Formidable: Success] - Art.

:de-volition: VOLITION [Trivial: Success] - Anything but the first one, please.

  1. "I'm going to lewd up this toy, Kim. Lewd it hard."
  2. "It's my icon. A symbol of my superstardom."
  3. "It's a protective talisman. The wolf grows hungrier."
  4. "I don't know. I'm sorry."
  5. "Some boring reason."
  6. "It's art."

:lt-kitsuragi: KIM KITSURAGI - "Art? Hm. Ok then." He studies you for a second, then looks back to his notebook.

:de-empathy: EMPATHY [Medium: Success] - He doesn't really believe you, but he doesn't want to push it any further.

:de-volition: VOLITION [Easy: Success] - For God's sake man, let it go.

  1. [Drama - Heroic 15] Convince Kim you're definitely not going to do something weird with the jar.

  2. Let it go.

CHECK FAILURE

:de-drama: DRAMA - Try this, sire.

  1. "Just so you know, the jar isn't for holding any of my bodily fluids."
  2. Oh no, that's bad.

:de-volition: VOLITION - It is.

  1. "Just so you know, the jar isn't for holding any of my bodily fluids."

:lt-kitsuragi: KIM KITSURAGI - "Detective?" The lieutenant seems caught off guard by your statement.

:de-drama: DRAMA - Strong opening, my liege. Now elaborate. Explain to him why it's so implausible.

  1. "I mean, if I was going to store this toy in my own semen, I'd use a bigger jar, don't you think?"
  2. "Do I really look like the kind of guy who would do weird sex stuff with a jar?"

:de-electrochemistry: ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Oh yes. The weirdest sex stuff.

:lt-kitsuragi: KIM KITSURAGI - "You look like an officer of the RCM. I would ask you to act accordingly and leave your... personal business ...for some other time."

:de-authority: AUTHORITY [Medium: Success] - Shut the fuck up about the jar.

evrart EVRART CLAIRE - "I'm so glad you cleared that up, Harry! I can rest easy now knowing you won't be doing anything weird with that jar you inexplicably took from my shelf! And rest assured, nobody will hear anything about your freaky jar-related non-activities either! Now, is there anything else I can do for you?"

TASK COMPLETE: ACQUIRE A MASON JAR +30XP

[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What dat polar vortex do? hyperflush

[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago
  • Every anti-feudalist is either envious of the lords or a spoiled noble child who's never worked a day in his life.
  • "Democracy" is a naive idea, why should people who can't even read have a say in how the Kingdom is run? Should carpenters have a "vote" in how bakers bake their bread too?
  • Egalité sounds good on paper but it can't exist, it's against Nature, some people are just more blessed by the Lord's grace, that's how it's always been.
  • And how exactly would a "private business" build a bridge across this river? Where would the architect get a royal charter if there's no King?
  • Your steam engine is only possible because of feudalism!
  • Actually, if you consult the records you will find that the present time is actually the best time in history to be alive, ever
[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 24 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Ant-ibiotics kelly

[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I do agree with the liberals that it's bad when Hamas kills civilians in their fight against Israeli apartheid, which is why I believe Israel must be destroyed and replaced with a non-apartheid Palestinian state where Jews and Arabs can live together, so civilians stop dying. shrug-outta-hecks

The hostage thing is a great example of how liberals start from a conclusion and then find evidence to fit that conclusion: Hamas is bad not only because they killed people but also because they took old women and children hostage, the monsters. Meaning that, even if Hamas had not killed anyone, only taken hostages, they would still side with Israel. I have zero doubts that if Hamas had only kidnapped IDF soldiers libs would still be demanding unequivocal condemnations and talking about Israel's right to defend itself.

but they fancy themselves a western country

They are. This is what the west is.

[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

explaining blowback to an American "Imagine a 9/11"

The Soviet Union invented the tactic known as "accusing your adversary of being a hypocrite" in 1956. And they say there is no innovation under socialism 😌

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