MeatPilot

"Hello? I'd like to tell you about our lord and savior ~~jesus christ~~ satan."

Easy way to make line go up.

White Crocs with brown/black stains all over

It's 1999, outside a theater there is a hairy middle-aged blob of flesh screaming at the sky.

Are you offering to help? I suppose he could use an extra hand.

Absurd, I am a regular human with regular human appetites.

Just curious do other humans like me eat more than 1 grain? Just seems greedy to not share with your queen.

Usually 1 grain of rice is filling enough.

I think this movie was already made.

Have friends who work in surgery. Trust me when I say cucumbers are the tamest thing people will shove in themselves.

Means it has pubes on it.

Oh no