MonkeMischief

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[–] MonkeMischief 1 points 2 weeks ago

I'm pretty sure they also thought he'd get spanked relatively quickly, and backpeddle within like a year after he lost enough war criminals and starving peasants who participated in his "special military operation".

And it's still going.

We really would be foolish at this point to make any more "It's unlikely that..." assertions at this point... It's all out crazy town now.

[–] MonkeMischief 2 points 2 weeks ago

So basically as long as they SPAWN MORE OVERLORDS... They just keep going. Lol

[–] MonkeMischief 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Reminds me: In the roguelike game Cataclysm DDA, there's fungus monsters. Basically once they're on the map, the best strategy was to just run and keep running until they were out of the game's "simulation bubble."

They would spread fungal colonies uncontrollably, creating fungal towers, spawning more spores, and fungal versions of monsters, which would spread more spores...

You could hack away at them or burn them sure, but all of them? Unlikely. You could also get infected with spores! They'd rapidly take over the entire game basically lol ... Dunno if that's been nerfed now.

Spores are freaky. Really freaky...

[–] MonkeMischief 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Some of them (maybe all? Idk) have a venomous beak. So. There's that. :|

[–] MonkeMischief 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

I see what you're getting at, but we need to be careful here as we'll be 70 too at some point.

Under that precedent, gen-Alpha conservicans would likely unanimously vote to have us all thrown into the sea to save on healthcare costs or something. Lmao

[–] MonkeMischief 2 points 2 weeks ago

I legit wouldn't be surprised at this point if Qanon was right, but it was just another case of their own ilk blaming others for what they're already doing.

The entire party is "weird" at this point and refuse to die whilst leading incredibly unhealthy lives. Who's to say they aren't up to occult dark-ritual weirdness, mad science, and siphoning lifeforce from kidnapped youth around the world?

(Yes I'm being satirical but also if it had any truth to it, it would TOTALLY be THESE GUYS doing it and blaming it on "the others" amirite?)

[–] MonkeMischief 1 points 2 weeks ago

I mean, he's right in one way, you certainly ought to be able to talk about who you are voting for without fear.

Absolutely. And if you can't, you're in the wrong marriage. If women were free to leave Republican husbands without fear of harm, red-cap affiliation would be a more telling demographic for social isolation and lonliness than it already is.

[–] MonkeMischief 2 points 2 weeks ago

Crazy I was about to say the same thing!

Hugely influential in turning the GOP from "Side of politics we can debate and respectfully disagree with" to "Completely unhinged violent movement based on panic, hatred, and intellectual brain rot."

He's basically described like some bygone disaster and yet he's still kickin'. Holy crap.

There's a cozy spot in whatever hell right next to Kissinger for this vile beast. Another spot beside it waiting to be filled is likely labeled "Murdoch."

[–] MonkeMischief 5 points 2 weeks ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oq_wYOGRG7I

I'm really surprised nobody else posted this. My first thought was Goldeneye 64's snow level soundtrack. 😮 Like I could hear it just looking at this image lol.

[–] MonkeMischief 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

We've had a GE fridge that's probably older than about 10 years. But you know, it's complicated enough that it feels like it's made to fail at some point.

Well, stuff stopped cooling but all the lights were on and everything else worked. It was really weird. We were thinking it might be a dead compressor or something. Crap, do we need a new fridge?

Nope! What basically amounts to a glorified computer fan with a fancier proprietary plug does all the work of distributing that cold air through the rest of the unit.

The proprietary plug is totally so they can sell it for $45, of course. Lol anyway, works like new!

Also get a dust mask and vacuum + blow out the back of your refrigerators, people. They get grooooss!!!

[–] MonkeMischief 3 points 3 weeks ago

You've hear of fever dreams but this here buddy had a freezer dream.

[–] MonkeMischief 2 points 3 weeks ago

HOW DID I KNOW 😂

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