MrJukes

I loved Anthem...I wish they would bring it back.

I finally got around to watching They Cloned Tyrone. Really good and I'm glad I went in knowing as little as possible about the movie.

You misspelled Rand McNally

If I ever look in a mirror and my reflection starts doing anything unexpected, I'm burning that mf to the ground.

Wanting to be with a woman? How gay is that? You win sex against a man. That’s as straight as it gets.

It passes butter.

I flew in one to get home from Christmas vacation. The seat was literally the most uncomfortable airplane seat I ever sat in. It was like sitting on a concrete bench. I'm going to need to start bringing a seat cushion...

I'll beach you off right now!

I hate ads so much. I see practically zero ads in my daily life except when I'm visiting family. I don't understand how people live like this. I'm so glad we have a platform that is targeting $0 million ad revenue.

Merry Chuckmas!

They're just interested in that period of history, okay?

But it's a December to remember!