Mwallerby

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Anyone for some fizzy egg??? in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Mwallerby@startrek.website 7 points 1 week ago

Such a threatening energy, I love it

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Anyone for some fizzy egg??? (startrek.website)
 
What is your current wallpaper, be it phone or desktop? in c/casualconversation@lemm.ee
[–] Mwallerby@startrek.website 6 points 1 week ago

Atmospheric shot of Whitby Abbey I took on my honeymoon

Whats your stupidest joke? in c/casualconversation@lemm.ee
[–] Mwallerby@startrek.website 31 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

What's brown and sticky?

A stick

Real ones will recognise this molecule in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
How did you hurt yourself in a very stupid way? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] Mwallerby@startrek.website 26 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

When I was about 4, I was jumping on the sofa, back and forth from one arm to the other (because the middle was lava, obviously)

Misjudged it and ended up going headfirst off the end into a china cabinet next to it, glass doors and all - I ended up missing the first month of school, 32 stitches and basically half a Glasgow smile to show for it, I'm told it looks very cool

Those who live outside Europe. What are things Europeans are not ready to hear. in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] Mwallerby@startrek.website 8 points 3 weeks ago

NGL I kinda forgot about rugby, fair point

Those who live outside Europe. What are things Europeans are not ready to hear. in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] Mwallerby@startrek.website 74 points 3 weeks ago (16 children)

Europeans: call a game where you kick ball with foot "football"

Americans: call a game where you throw ball with hands "football"

One of these makes more sense to me... :p

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For anyone who grule up in the UK in the 80s or 90s - met a few celebrities today (startrek.website)
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Merry Crisis (startrek.website)
 
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Home Alone 2: Lost in Mordor (startrek.website)
 
I always use fusion to power my Christmas tree 👌 in c/moddedminecraft@sopuli.xyz
[–] Mwallerby@startrek.website 4 points 1 month ago

E2E:U, unofficial re release of Enigmatica 2 Expert

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I always use fusion to power my Christmas tree 👌 (startrek.website)
 
I asked ChatGPT for predicted headlines in 2025. Here's what it says: in c/casualconversation@lemm.ee
[–] Mwallerby@startrek.website 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

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Which are you and why is it the snowman (startrek.website)
 
HONK in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
fridge in the bedroom in c/badrealestate@feddit.uk
[–] Mwallerby@startrek.website 8 points 1 month ago

"Okay honey get inside the cuck fridge"

Since 0 = (+1) + (-1), this proves that the universe was born out of nothing, creating two universe, one with positive matter, and the other with negative matter. (Aka: Matter & Anti-matter) in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] Mwallerby@startrek.website 4 points 1 month ago

Welcome to one of the big unsolved problems in physics

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Rule wizard (startrek.website)
 
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Walnut monitor stand I just finished, I love the figure in this one (i.imgur.com)
 

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"I'm in this picture and I don't like it" (startrek.website)
 
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Mystic autumnal vibes in the Peak District today (startrek.website)
 
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Sigh (startrek.website)
 

(all the pictures in the slideshow are of tower bridge too)

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This made me so angry, enjoy! (startrek.website)
 
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