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Quality bullshit

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 2 points 4 hours ago

Speaking of which, why do the brown eggs cost more than the white eggs? I would like to see more equity in the egg offerings. Especially when I'm paying over a quarter per egg.

[–] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 9 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 hours ago (4 children)

and it's fucking delicious.

It's alcoholic custard

I drink it every Christmas

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

It's alcoholic custard

Isn't that basically what eggnog is?

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

similar sure but different. usually served cold. and you can mix it with lemonade to make a cocktail called a "snowball"

[–] Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago

This just made the bucket list.

How do you like your eggs?

Hung over.

Dutch people, man

I want to try it

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 33 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

"Satisfaction is a luxury" 🤣

[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 2 points 11 hours ago

Drink your eggs? Don’t mind if I do.

[–] benignintervention@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago

These words are not accepted

[–] don@lemm.ee 21 points 12 hours ago

I drink this while eating my fried ham water.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

Damn, looks like Uncle Pork got out again.

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

satisfaction is a luxury

Not guaranteed lol

[–] Mwallerby@startrek.website 5 points 9 hours ago

Such a threatening energy, I love it

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 15 points 12 hours ago

What happens next is up to me and my gut flora

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 12 points 12 hours ago

"Drink my eggs" new insult dropped

[–] groet@infosec.pub 8 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

What are egg wets? Tried to look it up but can't find anything that would fit this meme

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 6 points 9 hours ago

It's all the wet taken out of the eggs. Like the opposite of dry

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 9 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 3 points 11 hours ago

I think the fancy pants pronounce it “who-ets”

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 4 points 10 hours ago

What is this supposed to be? The word "abomination" comes to mind.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago

what happens to you is up next