[-] N0body@sh.itjust.works 51 points 4 months ago

And both guards fell asleep simultaneously. And no inmate had successfully committed suicide in that facility in over 20 years. And...

[-] N0body@sh.itjust.works 58 points 4 months ago

US Lawmakers aren't scrambling to do anything but take bribes and engage in insider trading.

[-] N0body@sh.itjust.works 45 points 5 months ago

He looks kinda old to be Tony Hawk's son. Are we sure that's even him?

[-] N0body@sh.itjust.works 48 points 6 months ago

People out here just rawdogging life in the early 20s. Good luck to them.

[-] N0body@sh.itjust.works 43 points 6 months ago

If those spelunkers could read, they'd be very upset.

[-] N0body@sh.itjust.works 49 points 6 months ago

Commander-Dad Holt will be missed.

[-] N0body@sh.itjust.works 55 points 6 months ago

Pro-Life doesn't apply when the fetus is already dead. This is pro-basic medical treatment vs. anti.

[-] N0body@sh.itjust.works 54 points 7 months ago

Thought theft affects thousands of employers every day. They're not paying you to figure out who's going to find your body after you kill yourself. They're paying you to work!

[-] N0body@sh.itjust.works 57 points 7 months ago

He is the very model of a Russian Major General

His remains feed sunflowers; his demise was literal

He knows the Tzars of Russia and the war crimes historical

From civilian deaths to school bombs, his denials rhetorical

[-] N0body@sh.itjust.works 46 points 7 months ago

I tied a ROFLcopter to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to make a shitpost cost a cheeseburger, and in those days, cheeseburgers came with pictures of cats on 'em. "I can has cheezburger," you'd say.

[-] N0body@sh.itjust.works 47 points 8 months ago

Friendly reminder that if you see someone shoplifting necessities, you see nothing. Stand in solidarity with fellow citizens over corporations.

[-] N0body@sh.itjust.works 56 points 10 months ago

And that's exactly what Disney's army of lawyers are known for - holding hands and singing Kumbaya when the other side asks nicely.

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