US Lawmakers aren't scrambling to do anything but take bribes and engage in insider trading.
He looks kinda old to be Tony Hawk's son. Are we sure that's even him?
People out here just rawdogging life in the early 20s. Good luck to them.
If those spelunkers could read, they'd be very upset.
Commander-Dad Holt will be missed.
Pro-Life doesn't apply when the fetus is already dead. This is pro-basic medical treatment vs. anti.
Thought theft affects thousands of employers every day. They're not paying you to figure out who's going to find your body after you kill yourself. They're paying you to work!
He is the very model of a Russian Major General
His remains feed sunflowers; his demise was literal
He knows the Tzars of Russia and the war crimes historical
From civilian deaths to school bombs, his denials rhetorical
I tied a ROFLcopter to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to make a shitpost cost a cheeseburger, and in those days, cheeseburgers came with pictures of cats on 'em. "I can has cheezburger," you'd say.
Friendly reminder that if you see someone shoplifting necessities, you see nothing. Stand in solidarity with fellow citizens over corporations.
And that's exactly what Disney's army of lawyers are known for - holding hands and singing Kumbaya when the other side asks nicely.
And both guards fell asleep simultaneously. And no inmate had successfully committed suicide in that facility in over 20 years. And...