Neckbeard_Prime

joined 5 years ago
[–] Neckbeard_Prime@hexbear.net 1 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago)

:sputnik:

Beep... Beep... Beep... Beep...


Also:

:traingang:

I fooled you, I fooled you, I got pig iron, I got pig iron, I got all pig iron.

[–] Neckbeard_Prime@hexbear.net 1 points 3 years ago

Forrest Gump is two parts CIA propaganda and three parts Boomers doing a victory lap around everyone else that they've doomed.

[–] Neckbeard_Prime@hexbear.net 1 points 3 years ago (1 children)

The Death of Stalin (2017), starring Steve Buscemi as :corn-man-khrush:, Michael Palin as :molotov:, Jeffrey Tambor as a sex pest (off-camera), and Jason Isaacs as Field Marshal Zhukov. Produced by the :LIB: behind Veep and In the Loop, so pretty ahistorical and full of praise for the corn lord.

[–] Neckbeard_Prime@hexbear.net 1 points 3 years ago (5 children)

[Zhukov] A modern soldier's greatest fear, it's not death, it's not starvation, it's chafing!

[Khrushchev, interjecting] ...And then he planted the flag in Hitler's bunker or he knocked the bear out with one punch.

[Zhukov] ...It was Goebbels's bunker, not Hitler's!

[–] Neckbeard_Prime@hexbear.net 1 points 3 years ago (1 children)

In Shadow Hearts: Covenant, you pal around with a goddamned Romanov.

[–] Neckbeard_Prime@hexbear.net 1 points 3 years ago (2 children)

The Starship Troopers paradox. When confronted with the image of Neil Patrick Harris in SS garb at a Nazi funeral, the average American media consumer blurts out, "wow, the good guys in this space bug killing movie sure are snappy dressers."

[–] Neckbeard_Prime@hexbear.net 1 points 3 years ago

Straight out of the MKULTRA playbook.

[–] Neckbeard_Prime@hexbear.net 1 points 4 years ago

Replying to a year-old comment? That's cray-see

[–] Neckbeard_Prime@hexbear.net 1 points 4 years ago

fat people are fucking beautiful

I assure you that I am not.

[–] Neckbeard_Prime@hexbear.net 1 points 4 years ago

Real Dennis Reynolds "I'm a five-star man" energy

[–] Neckbeard_Prime@hexbear.net 1 points 4 years ago

Cancel yourself, and cancel everyone around you.

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