OptimusSubprime

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[–] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (5 children)

I take it you've never been to Los Angeles. LA should take the blame for introducing the "yoga wine women" to your old area.

Also, by "LA" I mean Century City, Westwood, Beverly Hills, Hollywood, Venice, Malibu, & the SFV, aka "the porn capitol of the world", where I grew up. Long time residents call it "Hell-A" for a reason.

I mean as insufferable as the tech valley is, you can't match the shittiness and pure demonic ego of a city that has it's own song, written in the 80s, no less: https://inv.tux.pizza/watch?v=KcADqxnQA_4

EDIT: I wanted to add that LA is the image most people have in mind when they talk about CA. Sorry. kitty-birthday-sad

[–] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 1 points 3 weeks ago

Reads NATOpedia article

WTF?!? What kind of Wile E Coyote, ACME ass bullshit is this?

amerikkka

[–] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

Do the fucking thing, London Breed.

Make Sanctuary District A so that we can be on track for the Bell Riots.

cool-zone

[–] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

Oh crap. They used those at Amazon warehouses. Management opted instead for the gun-type scanners.

[–] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't even waste bullets or manpower shooting or curbstomping these Zionist fucks.

Toss them in a wood chipper. Feet first.

[–] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 4 points 4 weeks ago

Arizona: Edge of Seventeen - Stevie Nicks

internet-delenda-est

I get that Stevie Nicks is from AZ, but still...

[–] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 13 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Problem with that rabid dog is that once you go to shoot it, it's fleas launch from it and they somehow destroy you as well.

[–] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 7 points 4 weeks ago

melon-musk can suck it!

And by "it", I mean a tailpipe. Label it "100% Pure Copium" and make sure he inhales deeply. He'll need it after that sick burn from his ex-daughter (and, uh, Grimes, I guess).

[–] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

A poodle with a red top taking a shit and it's dad waiting?

Looks real to me.

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