PhlubbaDubba

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[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee -2 points 4 days ago

Ƿ get it, Y hæv ė brıdıŋ fetic.

spoilerWe get it, you have a breeding fetish.

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee -3 points 5 days ago

Uı do'n ſı ðoz nu̇mbṙz gœıŋ daun enı tuım ſun.

spoilerI don't aee those numbers going down any time soon.

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 1 points 5 days ago

İMĖ, blu ſteıtſ cᵫd teık ð ȯpṙtunitı t breın dreın red ſteıtſ intu ėblivıėn. İmpliment pȯliſız ðæt meık muvıŋ æz ızı æz pȯſibėl æ dju̇ſt æz ėtræktiv t but.

spoilerIMO, blue states should take the opportunity to brain drain red states into oblivion. Impliment policies that make moving as easy as possible and just as attractive to boot.

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 12 points 5 days ago (7 children)

Ðeıṙ aṙ a'ſ medikėl mægėtſ.

spoilerThere are also medical maggots.

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago

Do'n worı, Uı'm told ðæt ſėm nebyulėſ Uıvrı tawṙ librėl establicmint figyṙ z gœıŋ t lṙn Đıṙ lesson ėbaut bııŋ t frendlı to İzreyėl, deſpuıt hau Đı ƿil moſt luıklı rimeın u̇ntu̇tct ſeıv f ė ſeneırıo ƿeıṙ moſt v u̇ duı lȯŋ bifoṙ Đı ekſpirienſ ıvin muınoṙ pṙſėnėl inkėnvınıenſ.

spoilerDon't worry, I'm told that some nebulous ivory tower liberal establishment figure is going to learn their lesson about being too friendly to Israel, despite how they will most likely remain untouched save for a scenario where most of us die long before they experience even minor personal inconvenience.

Suınd, ė Pæleſtinıėn Ėmeırikėn hu z nau ekſpektid t bı þeıŋkfėl sėm ƿuıt kȯlidj kidz dju̇ſt helped suın ð deþ worint v Muı grændfaðṙ'z homlænd.

spoilerSigned, a Palestinian American who is now expected to be thankful some white college kids just helped sign the death warrant of my grand father's homeland.

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee -2 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Saundz moṙ luık ė blendṙ ðæn dju̇ſt ė tuṙbuın.

spoilerSounds more like a blender than just a turbine.

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee -5 points 6 days ago

Pṙſėnėlı, Uı'm moṙ fȯnd v ð egzæmpėl v Prıhiſtorik Plænet'z femboı teırosoṙz.

spoilerPersonally, I'm more fond of the example of prehistoric planet's femboy pterosaurs.

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 1 points 6 days ago

Meıbı ė pṙſent v it ƿᵫd bı moṙ vuıėbėl. Ðiſ ƿᵫd krıeıt ė precṙ f kėmpenız t dju̇ſt limit ð nu̇mbṙ v æplikeıcėnz Ðı'l teık.

spoilerMaybe a percent of it would be more viable. This would create a pressure for companies to just limit the number of applications they'll take.

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Sı ð prȯblėm hıṙ z if ð "hoṙſ" bu̇kſ Y ȯf i ðiſ keıſ, it muıt ðen prėſıd t ıt Y.

spoilerSee the problem here is if the "horse" bucks you off in this case, it might then proceed to eat you.

 

(The light from the takeoff event is just now reaching their planet from Earth all those lightyears away)

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