I love that movie. The way they run with blades is so good

Wait! You have a Herkimer Battle Jitney? That's the finest nonlethal military vehicle ever made!

"...and he's the best second shift server we have on staff"

The judge should warn the GOP senators about minding their own fucking business

Millennials Are "Quietly Screenshotting" Headlines Instead Of Linking To Articles: "Probably Something To Do With Avocado Toast" expert warns.

It must be so tedious being a conservative. Being afraid of everything, hating everyone, keeping up with all the conspiracy theories, constantly thinking about children's genitals.

Ya know, when hermit crabs find a new shell and it's too big for them they sit next to it. Others come try it and if its too big for them they sit next to it too.

But what's interesting is they line up by size, with the largest crab closest to the shell.

Finally, when a big crab comes by and the shell fits, he drops the old one and the next largest crab gets it. That second crab drops his old one and the next crab gets it, etc, etc. All the crabs in line get a new shell as soon as the crab in front of them moves into their new shell.

So, yeah. I'd watch hermit crabs all day if I could too.

Meanwhile, Daddy was bragging on truth social that he had $500 million in cash a couple days ago

Unfortunately, tardigrades love the bass and cello and hate violins so the only way to get a photo of one playing the violin would be to fake it somehow

He's had it rough since he had to stop jacking off to M&Ms

I've always thought it was more for the person doing the thanking wanting everyone around know they're more patriotic than everyone else

The significance is that if they ask for a speedy trial in Fulton County, the court is obligated to give it to them within the current 2 month court cycle or the next, and if they can't go to trial in that time, the case is dropped and they go free.

Nobody really wants to go to trial that fast, not only because it's hard to prepare the case that quickly, but it also limits the amount of pre-trial motions they can do.

It seems likely they were hoping Fani Willis couldn't go to trial that fast and they could just walk free, but Willis was like "I'm cool with that. I can do this shit tomorrow if you want" and now they'll get their speedy trial, which means their defense will be rushed and a little hamstrung.

These people aren't smart.